Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
insertAlias 0
that's win dude. your wife is bi. 3 way.
Nyx7 24
Not everyone who's bi is interested in a threeway
jonny2x4 0
But is her co-worker hot?
mynameisolib 0
Moderated this :3
marz88 0
*ahem* On behalf of the entire universe (excluding yourself)...NO ONE CARES! Thank you and have a nice day.
hotpockets92 0
y is a 3 some all you pigs can think about, any sensible guy would be upset if his wife cheated on him. even if it was with a woman.
bribold1 0
thank you! It's sickening really. any time guys hear anything where a male and 2 females are involved they all holler 3-some. No wonder there are so many sdt's going around. pigs!
niki13_fml 0
well you have to think of it this way. think about the majority of your guy friends. if you mention a "hot" chick. what is [majorily] the first thing they think about? i'll give you a hint, it's not anything clean so therefore, most guys ARE complete jerks about those things.
danielrp34 7
I wouldn't say that. Sex is natural, you communist.
kriesmur 0
Hey, guess what? If you mention something about a "hot" guy around a group of girls, chances are at least 2/3 of them aren't thinking about what they're going to cook for dinner.
IAmAJellyDonut 0
Why exactly were you reading your wife's texts?
englishmuffin 0
Exactly.
salle_fml 0
HOW IS THIS BAD!?!?!
SH1V3R 0
You are one lucky dude, unless your wife's co worker is like fat and bitchy.
epicwinmaster 0
persuade her into a three way :D
jahwn 12
I hope it was a wrong number, or she was ******* around, or they were together before you were with her. It sucks having your wife cheat on you, and when it's a woman people are idiots.
Forremmy 0
dont jump to conclusions fast but if it is true well then maybe its a good thing