By just physical - 18/03/2013 02:45 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
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Let him know you don't need a physical connection.

Maybe you can just outsmart him and trick him into breaking up with you. He seems pretty dumb.

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Maybe you can just outsmart him and trick him into breaking up with you. He seems pretty dumb.

I'd say just ignore him, but he might show up a month later looking for some steak...

...and a blowjob.

tjv3 10

Why don't you just be honest and say hey I don't want to see you anymore goodbye

He was probably so dumbfounded with her statement, that he probably broke it off with her anyways. That was the real FML. Hence the including his retort. (Just theory) hahha.

Let him know you don't need a physical connection.

Or an emotional one since emotion is different than mental as mental would be Telepathy. Point being that I can see where OP bf is coming from, but I think he was being an egotistical jerk for trying to be funny at a time like this.

yoda or gollum man, chose one!

JellyBalls 18

Wireless connection works pretty well.

Tell him "because the psychical one isn't enough."

Dammit.. physical*.

Harshdfml 14

It's good that you 'psychically' correct the spelling error.. I mean, physically..!

Everybody knows it's a quantum physical connection that counts.

DocShady 11

Amen...

You're kidding, right?

His idiocy should make breaking it off that much more simple.

I'm sure he's just in it for that booty, though he might just be stupid. If that's so it should be easy to leave him, or get him to leave you!

RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why you're getting thumbed down. That's the first thought that came to me, that OP is his booty call and nothing more.

ardencred 7

men are not in it for the booty, we want a mental connection! Seriously...oh crap my pants are on fire! Help!!!!

BusinessTurtle 8

Honestly, when I hear mental connection, I think telepathy. That might be what OP's boyfriend thought too.

He sounds like a guy who wouldn't understand even if you say:"I'm breaking up with you."

NickaPLZ 26

Just like the one in the video "Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML"

Well, wired really is the best method anyway. Mental connections can be unstable.