Intimate moments: Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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Phillycheeze 20

Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:09

Try a sex swing next time?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 2 December 2018 5:35

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 2 December 2018 5:35

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

Phillycheeze 20

Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:09

Try a sex swing next time?

Lora Wood 11

Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:16

****** made the pain worse. Because you have dislocated both hips before for comparison?

WHSKitty4ever 23

Wednesday 5 December 2018 23:34

What position were you in?

lowshadows 21

Thursday 6 December 2018 2:42

omg xD happy holidays

fjvitt 14

Thursday 6 December 2018 2:54

Just wait til you get married....that is the real sex deterrent...

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 6 December 2018 3:36

If that were a real sex deterant, I would be divorced.

gary8082 14

Thursday 6 December 2018 3:27

Baby make it hurt so good!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 6 December 2018 4:35

That must have been one hell of a position!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 6 December 2018 5:32

I'm sure it was, if it had been successful.

Bilal Aslam 8

Friday 7 December 2018 13:48

DAMN! 😕

jordansamuil 2

Friday 14 December 2018 10:02

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