FML : Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while...

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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By - / Wednesday 5 December 2018 21:00 / United Kingdom

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By Phillycheeze | 20

#7733444 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:09

Try a sex swing next time?

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7731431 - Sunday 2 December 2018 5:35

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7731431 - Sunday 2 December 2018 5:35

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7733444 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:09

Try a sex swing next time?

By Lora Wood | 8

#7733449 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:16

Orgasm made the pain worse. Because you have dislocated both hips before for comparison?

By melisssa87 | 30

#7733460 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:31

Dislocated your hips? How old are you, like 89?
And if you are, rock on granny!

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Phillycheeze | 20

#7733513 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 23:41

I love your response way better then mine... lol. you are awesome

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melisssa87 | 30

#7733892 - Thursday 6 December 2018 18:14

Awww thank you, but your votes are killing mine :)

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7733508 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 23:34

What position were you in?

By lowshadows | 20

#7733545 - Thursday 6 December 2018 2:42

omg xD happy holidays

By fjvitt | 11

#7733548 - Thursday 6 December 2018 2:54

Just wait til you get married....that is the real sex deterrent...

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TxKitten79 | 9

#7733558 - Thursday 6 December 2018 3:36

If that were a real sex deterant, I would be divorced.

By gary8082 | 14

#7733556 - Thursday 6 December 2018 3:27

Baby make it hurt so good!

By bobsanction | 15

#7733570 - Thursday 6 December 2018 4:35

That must have been one hell of a position!

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BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7733581 - Thursday 6 December 2018 5:32

I'm sure it was, if it had been successful.

By Bilal Aslam | 8

#7734307 - Friday 7 December 2018 13:48

DAMN! 😕

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