Miscellaneous: Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my...

By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 2:13

I don't really understand the FML in this situation

ScarletSarah 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:03

Did she pull them down? I don't see the problem here. More info would be great

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 2:13

I don't really understand the FML in this situation

nattnatt73 31

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:44

No but seriously can you please explain?

Mangascribbler 19

Monday 4 July 2016 23:29

It's cool, I don't get it either.

alphafish17 16

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:01

Huh?

ScarletSarah 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:03

Did she pull them down? I don't see the problem here. More info would be great

nesteremily 31

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:04

Hey at least she didn't pull them down.

honeyleee 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:04

LOL. I came to the comments with hopes of an explanation but nobody understands. I feel better.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:06

Grandmas can snorkel!?!?!?

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:13

Just be glad you have a grandma. I'd give anything to have my grandma back to tease me

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:16

Nobody really knows what you mean op, this is one of the most pointless fmls I've seen lately

TurquoiseJesus 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:27

I can only assume she grabbed your dick, otherwise what?

flamingarrow59 21

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:32

Was it like sexual or something? That'd be ****** but besides that there's nothing I can see FML worthy.

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