Miscellaneous: Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my...

By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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You deserved it 2 033

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 2:13

I don't really understand the FML in this situation

ScarletSarah 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:03

Did she pull them down? I don't see the problem here. More info would be great

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 2:13

I don't really understand the FML in this situation

nattnatt73 31

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:44

No but seriously can you please explain?

Mangascribbler 19

Monday 4 July 2016 23:29

It's cool, I don't get it either.

alphafish17 16

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:01

Huh?

ScarletSarah 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:03

Did she pull them down? I don't see the problem here. More info would be great

nesteremily 31

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:04

Hey at least she didn't pull them down.

honeyleee 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:04

LOL. I came to the comments with hopes of an explanation but nobody understands. I feel better.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:06

Grandmas can snorkel!?!?!?

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:13

Just be glad you have a grandma. I'd give anything to have my grandma back to tease me

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:16

Nobody really knows what you mean op, this is one of the most pointless fmls I've seen lately

TurquoiseJesus 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:27

I can only assume she grabbed your dick, otherwise what?

flamingarrow59 21

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:32

Was it like sexual or something? That'd be ****** but besides that there's nothing I can see FML worthy.

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Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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Today, we had painters in the house. My 4 year-old grandson kept telling me, "Grandpa ate the painter's sandwich." While the painters were running an errand, my husband ate their sandwich, then left to go to work. I was left to explain/apologize to the painters that my husband ate their PB&J. FML

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Today, I spent a good 30 seconds licking my husbands' penis all over before I drew back his foreskin to really start going to town on it, only to discover that under the head was covered in his stinking knob cheese. I threw up three times. He’s an adult man and can’t wash himself properly. Pig. FML

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Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old pooped on the floor and blamed it on the dog. How do I know? We don't have a dog. FML

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Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML

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Today, as always, my parents wait until I go into the kitchen to drop what they’re doing, rush into the kitchen, and stare at me while I’m making food. They also comment on what I’m eating. I’ve had seven therapists and none of them were able to help me with my embarrassment surrounding food. FML

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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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