Intimacy: Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater...

By today - 17/03/2010 06:12

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By Money Shot - 15/07/2018 06:00

Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum on the deck, but when I rolled back, my elderly neighbor yelled, "Don't do that in the open if you won’t give up the money shot." FML

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By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:13

haha dirrty old men ;)

neopoliandreams 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:16

did you continue to watch?

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ruby84 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:15

you should've went up to him and loudly told him that he's jerking off wrong, and maybe give him some tips. that'll teach him

akkimber 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:28

did you watch to see what happens to Kizzy in a pool? what happens?

lottaluv 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:31

umm don't kno wat 2 sayy

BooHaUrScared 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:40

that sucks, but it's 'jerking off' not 'jerking it' :)

XxTHOMAS6xX 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:47

omg lol that's so funny I would have pissed myself

MHHC5280 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:05

damn that happens at my rec center that i work at too we call him whacker

julialinaa 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:32

Delish.

xDaBOMBDINGERx 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:27

you should hav gone up nd helped him..;)

xenosphobos 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:44

it could have been worse....he could have been using you as inspiration

sabatical 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:48

you just gave googling **** a whole new meaning

trevishere 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:52

...it'd be goggling. You made bad joke.

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