By SterlingEnigma - 25/09/2009 08:43 - United States
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It's like rain on your wedding day! The only thing in that song that was ironic was the 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. The meeting the man of her dreams could have been if he had a mean, ugly wife. But, thanks, Alanis, for causing lots of people to really try to understand the concept of irony. I guess the real irony is the more we learned, the less we liked the song.
kaleid0scopeEyes, I analyzed "Ironic" when it first came out, before some current high-schoolers were born and before any of them could read. I almost bust a gut when you think that quoting 90's music is a desperate attempt to be hip! I'll leave it to you to quote the Jo Bros, oh master of Cool! lauralatch, I am WAY past high school and I am male, but I love you back and since you look like a cute little hedgehog, I'll consider it one of your cute idiosyncracies that you call me your "wife."
Plexico is ancient, he knows the true meaning of Hedgestone and who really built the pyramids. And don't get him started on his late night boozing and hooker binges with Jesus! Make no mistake, he is not a high schooler nor is he a 20-something, unless 20 is the multiplier! And Plex - Alanis screeches "Isn't it ironic?" It's a question, maybe the answer was a resounding "no". At least that's how I explain it so my 90's following of her music doesn't cause me to throw up a little in my mouth!
I'm the same way. I brush twice a day, floss multiple times a day, and use mouthwash after every meal, but I still have to cut up my carrots and apples before I can eat them. I was just born with very, very bad teeth. I'm one of those people that has to visit the dentist every three months instead of six for a teeth cleaning.
Agreed with #12. Perhaps this visit to a dentist is a blessing in disguise. OP: go for bananas. They are flipping fantastic and are soft enough for even an old person with only gums to eat!