Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
FingerFood 0
I'm surprised some females posting here aren't dead from TSS. If you're inserting a tampon in that far its probably not working very well! Read the instructions, Darwin candidates.
VenomByte 1
Poor guy!
logicalliv 9
Just call Tiger Woods. He'll help you out.
mackenzie2323 5
I feel really bad for her, that's sad, but some tampons don't even come with strings you just push them put of grab them, so there is a FYI for if that happens again
MrKrumps 5
ha
skateboy1097 0
Should have had some Chop-Sticks :P
FMLsOhilarious 6
Why is almost everyone being such an ass on here? Things happen. You guys don't have to be so mean.
Swimmer248 0
I know right. Op was probably new to tampons and became nervous and tense when the string broke. Ydi's are not nessesary here. Pardon my spelling.
jojobeanz 0
some of you chicks are nasty if u don't use tampons. pads r so unsanitary.
WarriorOmen 25
Pads aren't that bad. Sometimes they can irritate the skin but they are safer than tampons. You just shower everyday and clean off the blood and it's fine honestly. Tampons are the devil,pads for life.
nyssamr 0
EWW PADS ARE SICK!!!! there so just ew. i mean really tampons all the way!!!!
RockoW 0
that happend to my sister once... she told me it sucked. I'll take her word for it