Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
_toronto_chick_ 0
you could've used tweezers
hobogirl 0
You didnt have the common sense to put your finger up there and pull it out?
Jordyn345 4
You didnt have to go to the hospital....thats happened to me before. I was taking it out and the string pulled off so i had to get it with my fingers. TMI i know im jus sayin
cunningchick 1
And that is why I will prob never use tampons, just pads
Harpy20 24
Actually she should have been able to push it out. ****** fail.
upsidedownfools 5
This is now officially my worst fear.
wegohardd 8
Oh my goodness one of my fears in life...
Steel_BZ 8
The bitches that managed to "push" it out must have been loose.
Lilymarlena 4
Hun, that tampon has no where to go and can only go up 8 inches. Just use your fingers.
sgtcxelite 11
I love how everyone's assuming it's so easy to reach up there and grab it. Ever consider the fact that she's a virgin with an unbroken hymen? Probably not loose enough to fit two fingers up there and grab it without feeling some pain.. I definitely couldn't do that.
anyagrande 31
Ive pulled out quite a few tampons before id lost my virginity its really not that hard