By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
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real life problems 26

During a fight, this would be considered the ultimate low blow.

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Charlie Given 26

And that's when ya say good he can pay the child support, goodbye ho😤😈

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real life problems 26

During a fight, this would be considered the ultimate low blow.

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Jerry Leberer 12

my ex-wife pulled this same shit.....they must be related

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Mungolikecandy 19

Very probably a spite statement designed to cause the most hurt.

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Charlie Given 26

And that's when ya say good he can pay the child support, goodbye ho😤😈

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joonsson 21

That’s when you leave and refuse to take a paternity test

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lexos 16

You dodged a bullet, just imagine if you found out after you're married

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tounces7 27

"The other guys"? Uhhh, just how many other guys has your fiance been sleeping with since you've been together?

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awildwhisper 30

I'd say, "wow I suddenly forgot if I proposed to you or not". You're lucky you found out about this sooner than later.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

ONE of the other guys? How many guys are there other than you?

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Glitterbaby2613 20

hope u get a test so u can verify cause if it so t yours then u dodged a bullet

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