FML : Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys...

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 August 2018 00:00 / United States

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By real life problems | 26

#7679584 - Monday 20 August 2018 6:53

During a fight, this would be considered the ultimate low blow.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7679595 - Monday 20 August 2018 7:50

And that's when ya say good he can pay the child support, goodbye ho😤😈

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7679581 - Monday 20 August 2018 6:29

She went nuclear!

By real life problems | 26

#7679584 - Monday 20 August 2018 6:53

During a fight, this would be considered the ultimate low blow.

Jerry Leberer | 12

#7679828 - Monday 20 August 2018 18:46

my ex-wife pulled this same shit.....they must be related

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7679587 - Monday 20 August 2018 7:09

Very probably a spite statement designed to cause the most hurt.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7679595 - Monday 20 August 2018 7:50

And that's when ya say good he can pay the child support, goodbye ho😤😈

By joonsson | 20

#7679629 - Monday 20 August 2018 9:49

That’s when you leave and refuse to take a paternity test

By lexos | 16

#7679633 - Monday 20 August 2018 10:08

You dodged a bullet, just imagine if you found out after you're married

By tounces7 | 21

#7679735 - Monday 20 August 2018 15:22

"The other guys"?

Uhhh, just how many other guys has your fiance been sleeping with since you've been together?

By awildwhisper | 28

#7679751 - Monday 20 August 2018 16:21

I'd say, "wow I suddenly forgot if I proposed to you or not". You're lucky you found out about this sooner than later.

By Paul B. Gyurcsanszky | 12

#7679812 - Monday 20 August 2018 18:12

ONE of the other guys? How many guys are there other than you?

By Glitterbaby2613 | 11

#7679871 - Monday 20 August 2018 20:21

hope u get a test so u can verify cause if it so t yours then u dodged a bullet

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