FML : Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs....

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Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Emerics - / Saturday 31 May 2014 07:00 / Norway - Stavanger

Intimacy

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By Vintage_Cola | 29

#6701149 - Monday 10 October 2016 12:22

Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6701158 - Monday 10 October 2016 13:06

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By Dave_Davington | 31

#6701145 - Monday 10 October 2016 11:51

So, did she get some?

MrSlothieSloth | 6

#6701194 - Monday 10 October 2016 15:50

That's great

DravensTheName | 16

#6701231 - Monday 10 October 2016 19:20

Those were both bad comments and y'all should feel bad about it.

Dave_Davington | 31

#6701261 - Monday 10 October 2016 21:51

Don't tell me what to do, ya filthy fascist.

By Hefri123 | 19

#6701146 - Monday 10 October 2016 12:03

Kinky

By NoahK2003 | 16

#6701147 - Monday 10 October 2016 12:07

Give her some salami.

By Vintage_Cola | 29

#6701149 - Monday 10 October 2016 12:22

Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

By RichardPencil | 25

#6701155 - Monday 10 October 2016 12:55

You must never give your sister "salami!"

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6701158 - Monday 10 October 2016 13:06

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blupenguin29 | 14

#6701272 - Monday 10 October 2016 23:15

With 69 likes!

Lalala579121 | 27

#6701296 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 4:53

Nope, people ruined it.

By CliffyB03 | 28

#6701162 - Monday 10 October 2016 13:14

There's this wonderful thing called a lock. I hear they do great things.

BestOrginalName | 22

#6701184 - Monday 10 October 2016 14:41

Not all doors have locks.

A question to OP: why would you take part in ze coitus if you have family members around? That's just asking for trouble.

NavEntity | 12

#6701354 - Tuesday 11 October 2016 12:03

"Hey OP why's your door locked?"
*op frantically tries to put on clothes*
"What are you guys doing in there?"
*op still putting on clothes*
*op gets to door*
"Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"