By Emerics - 31/05/2014 07:00 - Norway - Stavanger

Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML
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Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

You must never give your sister "salami!"

CliffyB03 28

There's this wonderful thing called a lock. I hear they do great things.

Not all doors have locks. A question to OP: why would you take part in ze coitus if you have family members around? That's just asking for trouble.

"Hey OP why's your door locked?" *op frantically tries to put on clothes* "What are you guys doing in there?" *op still putting on clothes* *op gets to door* "Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"

"Sorry, but I just finished eating it" Then you turn to the camera, give us a cheeky wink and the trademark cocky Dreamworks grin.

Allornone 35

<insert obvious salami pun here>

TheGamerXYZ 19

I guess you could say.... SHE WANTED THE MEAT.