By Emerics - 31/05/2014 07:00 - Norway - Stavanger

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Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML
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Vintage_Cola 29
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Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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Lalala579121 27
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Dave_Davington 33
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So, did she get some?

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DravensTheName 16
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Those were both bad comments and y'all should feel bad about it.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Don't tell me what to do, ya filthy fascist.

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NoahK2003 16
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Give her some salami.

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Vintage_Cola 29
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Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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RichardPencil 30
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You must never give your sister "salami!"

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Lalala579121 27
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blupenguin29 14
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With 69 likes!

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Lalala579121 27
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Nope, people ruined it.

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CliffyB03 28

There's this wonderful thing called a lock. I hear they do great things.

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BestOrginalName 22
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Not all doors have locks. A question to OP: why would you take part in ze coitus if you have family members around? That's just asking for trouble.

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NavEntity 12
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"Hey OP why's your door locked?" *op frantically tries to put on clothes* "What are you guys doing in there?" *op still putting on clothes* *op gets to door* "Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"

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Joshawott 21
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"Sorry, but I just finished eating it" Then you turn to the camera, give us a cheeky wink and the trademark cocky Dreamworks grin.

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Allornone 35

<insert obvious salami pun here>

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TheGamerXYZ 19

I guess you could say.... SHE WANTED THE MEAT.

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