Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML
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Vintage_Cola
| 29
Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?
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Lalala579121
| 27
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Dave_Davington
| 33
So, did she get some?
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MrSlothieSloth
| 6
That's great
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DravensTheName
| 16
Those were both bad comments and y'all should feel bad about it.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Don't tell me what to do, ya filthy fascist.
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Hefri123
| 19
Kinky
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NoahK2003
| 16
Give her some salami.
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Vintage_Cola
| 29
Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?
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RichardPencil
| 30
You must never give your sister "salami!"
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Lalala579121
| 27
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blupenguin29
| 14
With 69 likes!
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Lalala579121
| 27
Nope, people ruined it.
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CliffyB03
| 28
There's this wonderful thing called a lock. I hear they do great things.
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BestOrginalName
| 22
Not all doors have locks.
A question to OP: why would you take part in ze coitus if you have family members around? That's just asking for trouble.
A question to OP: why would you take part in ze coitus if you have family members around? That's just asking for trouble.
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NavEntity
| 12
"Hey OP why's your door locked?"
*op frantically tries to put on clothes*
"What are you guys doing in there?"
*op still putting on clothes*
*op gets to door*
"Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"
*op frantically tries to put on clothes*
"What are you guys doing in there?"
*op still putting on clothes*
*op gets to door*
"Oh nothing we were not doing anything all absolutely nothing"
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Joshawott
| 21
"Sorry, but I just finished eating it"
Then you turn to the camera, give us a cheeky wink and the trademark cocky Dreamworks grin.
Then you turn to the camera, give us a cheeky wink and the trademark cocky Dreamworks grin.
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Allornone
| 35
<insert obvious salami pun here>
By
TheGamerXYZ
| 19
I guess you could say.... SHE WANTED THE MEAT.