Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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sugarbear0727 19
I've had to go to the hospital to get one removed too. It had been put in the applicator backwards, and though I usually check them, I was in a rush to not be late to work.
muffinkitty 15
Oh god, that's like my worst fear!
bethybooditom 9
What you do is push really hard like your giving birth. That should make it come out.
DusktheKat 12
Oh no... that would be a very painful and invasive procedure, I'm sure.
lions_me_and_be 6
You need to use OB tampons they don't have an applicator so it's not as hard to break the string
Baller_Bob 17
Sue the tampon company
Makifun 19
I almost had the same issue today O.O the string disappeared with the tampon...
MSDemonslayer 5
You should get a tweezer and take it out with it
miss_amphetamine 24
lol. Strippers cut the string off before putting it in. (Don't ask me how I know that.)
laineislights 11
Every woman's fear...