Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
Zaayuro 9
well I would think you'd be able to push it out right?
isabelc 19
same thing happened to me a few years back. I did end up getting it out myself, but I definitely panicked. If you were trying for a while and couldn't do it, I definitely don't blame you for going to the hospital.
anyagrande 31
Lmao u can literally just pull it out with ur fingers don't be such a wimp
fishystixxx 9
Sounds like you wasted your money....
InsanityShard 23
And this is part of why I only use pads. Screw shoving shit up there, it only takes one idiot putting pepper or something on there as a 'prank' to do serious everlasting scarring damage.
shroomydroomy 2
you down own fingers? or tweezers if its that bad? and how the **** long and loose is your cervix that you can't just squeeze it out with some keggles?