Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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greeneye_fml
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Cockblocked by Richard Simmons.
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SkoomaKi
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Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.
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greeneye_fml
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Cockblocked by Richard Simmons.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Richard Simmons wants that cock all to himself. ;)
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ICastillo
| 24
Haha troll dad strikes again. Dude just tell her your in to exercising and you will give her the ride of her life.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#23 What kind of douchebag and stupid pick up line is that?
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ICastillo
| 24
Not a pick up line dumb ass, that's what he could of told her after she saw the Richard Simmons poster.
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Shrike
| 22
"Tell her YOUR in"? "Could OF told"? Seriously? I doubt she'd want to fuck someone who sounds like he flunked remedial English.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Well it technically isn't a pick up line but yet it is still a statement full of douchbaggyness (yeah stupid word, I know) and pretty stupid. It's basically saying "Well let me say how good I am in bed and get you to have sex with me!"
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starbucksguy
| 16
Douchbaggyness is a pretty cool word...I might start using it...
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MrSassypants
| 32
Sorry, I already had it trademarked. You need to pay me 5 cents every time you use it.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
I was raped here once for using the word "douchebagish".
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maxmex13
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44 - whoever came up with that trademark stuff is full of douchbaggyness :)
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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH
| 7
Headaches are a bad excuse for not having sex. Women orgasms secrete a painkilling hormone that will get rid of that headache. Little FF, for y'all.
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dominic1221
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Yeah and few women can actually consistently attain orgasm, even when they leave the pleasuring to someone who knows what they're doing, ie themselves. Little FF for ya, junior.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Did anyone else think Gene Simmons?
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mfjkr
| 10
Use Douchenozzle, sounds better.
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melikesfml
| 11
This fml is so freaking wierd.
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digitaljunky
| 5
Yeah.. All that neon spandex would give anyone a headache!
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Spanik
| 10
105- that's if the man gives the woman orgasm-worthy sex!
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yaya1213
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It's not a pick up line if he already has her
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
105- try having sex before you offer advise about it. Sex can help a migraine yes, if the woman orgasms. It does shit all for a sinus head ache and makes a tension head ache worse. Also I dunno about you, but the last thing I want to do is have sex when I feel like I'm gonna hurl from pain
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tjv3
| 10
I think I like your dad.
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emmy627
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HAHA!
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_krystallynn_
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why is everybody so obsessed with proper grammar on this site?
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jackal181
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BOOM! Roasted
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lopsop
| 12
Roast? Where's seth macfarland? And who's getting roasted? Is it Charlie sheen again?
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JTthePurpleNinja
| 5
Is that a Jenna marbles quote ?!
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bab_chik25
| 1
It's from that show the office
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RockN
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Ummmm...lol!
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b0ngs
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Really? Umm? Thats all you can think of?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Ummmm......... yes!
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Sydney92
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thank you all for contributing to this fml. you can go home now.
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jackii1313
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Your dad sure has a sense of humor! Haha
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Nightwing98
| 22
This is the funniest FML I've read in a long time!
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kira_the_boss
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No, his dad just couldn't find room to put up the posters in his own bedroom.
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04chevyshortbed
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Loool
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nofearjenshere
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Poool
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SkoomaKi
| 25
Foool
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Toool!
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DobiesJS2012
| 9
Stoool
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JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
Coool
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yetanotherginger
| 19
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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GroovyGravy
| 7
Droool?
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nado13579
| 12
Boool
(Yes, bool is actually a word)
(Yes, bool is actually a word)
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TheMysticSilas
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ghoul :D
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mattorama
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Gruel
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luckyd880
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Well this is just getting out of hand.....
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simcop2387
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Where did he get the posters to begin with?
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kissandcontrol01
| 20
Riiight!! He must have been saving em
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amandajlucas2015
| 2
Or he went n bought them at the store???
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luckyd880
| 12
Not everyone has Richard Simmons posters lying around?..
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vintage3113
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Someone must have done the same thing to him haha
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SkoomaKi
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Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.
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SmokingUnicorn
| 8
Trolling woman? Oh god. we are fucked.
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GracesDelirium
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Yep.
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djxerxes9000
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You can't be cockblocked by Richard Simmons, he loves the cock.
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GroovyGravy
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I could use some Richard Simmons posters
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vbmg152
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Ha ha ha!!! YDI!!