By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.

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nofearjenshere 12

Richard Simmons wants that **** all to himself. ;)

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ICastillo 24

Haha troll dad strikes again. Dude just tell her your in to exercising and you will give her the ride of her life.

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MrSassypants 33

#23 What kind of douchebag and stupid pick up line is that?

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ICastillo 24

Not a pick up line dumb ass, that's what he could of told her after she saw the Richard Simmons poster.

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Shrike 23

"Tell her YOUR in"? "Could OF told"? Seriously? I doubt she'd want to **** someone who sounds like he flunked remedial English.

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MrSassypants 33

Well it technically isn't a pick up line but yet it is still a statement full of douchbaggyness (yeah stupid word, I know) and pretty stupid. It's basically saying "Well let me say how good I am in bed and get you to have sex with me!"

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starbucksguy 16

Douchbaggyness is a pretty cool word...I might start using it...

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MrSassypants 33

Sorry, I already had it trademarked. You need to pay me 5 cents every time you use it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I was raped here once for using the word "douchebagish".

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maxmex13 7

44 - whoever came up with that trademark stuff is full of douchbaggyness :)

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Headaches are a bad excuse for not having sex. Women orgasms secrete a painkilling hormone that will get rid of that headache. Little FF, for y'all.

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dominic1221 6

Yeah and few women can actually consistently attain ******, even when they leave the pleasuring to someone who knows what they're doing, ie themselves. Little FF for ya, junior.

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digitaljunky 5

Yeah.. All that neon spandex would give anyone a headache!

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Spanik 10

105- that's if the man gives the woman ******-worthy sex!

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yaya1213 6

It's not a pick up line if he already has her

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MerrikBarbarian 9

105- try having sex before you offer advise about it. Sex can help a migraine yes, if the woman orgasms. It does shit all for a sinus head ache and makes a tension head ache worse. Also I dunno about you, but the last thing I want to do is have sex when I feel like I'm gonna hurl from pain

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tjv3 10

I think I like your dad.

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_krystallynn_ 11

why is everybody so obsessed with proper grammar on this site?

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lopsop 12

Roast? Where's seth macfarland? And who's getting roasted? Is it Charlie sheen again?

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b0ngs 7

Really? Umm? Thats all you can think of?

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Sydney92 3

thank you all for contributing to this fml. you can go home now.

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jackii1313 9

Your dad sure has a sense of humor! Haha

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Nightwing98 22

This is the funniest FML I've read in a long time!

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kira_the_boss 1

No, his dad just couldn't find room to put up the posters in his own bedroom.

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simcop2387 10

Where did he get the posters to begin with?

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amandajlucas2015 2

Or he went n bought them at the store???

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luckyd880 12

Not everyone has Richard Simmons posters lying around?..

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vintage3113 6

Someone must have done the same thing to him haha

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djxerxes9000 18

You can't be cockblocked by Richard Simmons, he loves the ****.

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GroovyGravy 7

I could use some Richard Simmons posters

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