Richard Simmons wants that cock all to himself. ;)

Haha troll dad strikes again. Dude just tell her your in to exercising and you will give her the ride of her life.

#23 What kind of douchebag and stupid pick up line is that?

Not a pick up line dumb ass, that's what he could of told her after she saw the Richard Simmons poster.

"Tell her YOUR in"? "Could OF told"? Seriously? I doubt she'd want to fuck someone who sounds like he flunked remedial English.

Well it technically isn't a pick up line but yet it is still a statement full of douchbaggyness (yeah stupid word, I know) and pretty stupid. It's basically saying "Well let me say how good I am in bed and get you to have sex with me!"

Douchbaggyness is a pretty cool word...I might start using it...

Sorry, I already had it trademarked. You need to pay me 5 cents every time you use it.

I was raped here once for using the word "douchebagish".

44 - whoever came up with that trademark stuff is full of douchbaggyness :)

Headaches are a bad excuse for not having sex. Women orgasms secrete a painkilling hormone that will get rid of that headache. Little FF, for y'all.

Yeah and few women can actually consistently attain orgasm, even when they leave the pleasuring to someone who knows what they're doing, ie themselves. Little FF for ya, junior.

Did anyone else think Gene Simmons?

Use Douchenozzle, sounds better.

This fml is so freaking wierd.

Yeah.. All that neon spandex would give anyone a headache!

105- that's if the man gives the woman orgasm-worthy sex!

It's not a pick up line if he already has her

105- try having sex before you offer advise about it. Sex can help a migraine yes, if the woman orgasms. It does shit all for a sinus head ache and makes a tension head ache worse. Also I dunno about you, but the last thing I want to do is have sex when I feel like I'm gonna hurl from pain

I think I like your dad.

HAHA!

why is everybody so obsessed with proper grammar on this site?

Roast? Where's seth macfarland? And who's getting roasted? Is it Charlie sheen again?

Is that a Jenna marbles quote ?!

It's from that show the office

Really? Umm? Thats all you can think of?

Ummmm......... yes!

thank you all for contributing to this fml. you can go home now.

This is the funniest FML I've read in a long time!

No, his dad just couldn't find room to put up the posters in his own bedroom.

Poool

Foool

Toool!

Stoool

Coool

Droool?

Boool (Yes, bool is actually a word)

ghoul :D

Gruel

Well this is just getting out of hand.....

Riiight!! He must have been saving em

Or he went n bought them at the store???

Not everyone has Richard Simmons posters lying around?..

Someone must have done the same thing to him haha

Trolling woman? Oh god. we are fucked.

Yep.