Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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krec442 0
yeah FYL for being married at 21.
MrsLeesha05 0
FYL for caring so damn much about what OTHER PEOPLE are doing. Mind your own damn business.
quadracer111 0
ROFLCOPTER
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The OP had to expect criticism for being 21 and married, since his post revealed a fear of the dark. That's usually associated with being young and immature, but it doesn't mean he actually is. I got married at 22, and I agree that SOMETIMES 21 is too young. Personally, I wasn't too young, and neither was my husband. We were both treated as adults from young ages, so we matured more quickly than the average American kid. And we had both been living on our own, traveling and schooling all over the world for years before we got married. Since we were going to continue doing that, it made sense to get married and do it together. I still think I'm too young to have kids, 5 years later, but my goals in life dictate that I have more life experiences before I "settle down", which to me, means kids. PS. I love giving my $0.02 anonymously online :)
quadracer111 0
FALCON PUNCH!!!!
diabetic_rage 0
Well, have fun with the domestic violence court case! ^_^
redbird29 0
Bitch went down
newguy_fml 0
Thanks for telling us your age, the FML totally makes sense now. In fact, without your age this would be really boring, but with that little gem in there I have been ROFL for the past five minutes. Genius.
diabetic_rage 0
not sure if trolling or not.....
hottiegurl 0
Wow, looks like your life is actually going well though!! You already have a wife at 21...do you guys have your own place? Anyway, it's okay to be afraid of the dark....I think
harveywallbanger 0
Way too young to be married.
aquagirl212 0
theres no age thats way too young to be married if people love each other then they can get married its their choice and were i live ppl get married at 18-22 love is not a number or age
aquagirl212 0
age is just a number it has nothing to do with love