Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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bookfreak48 0
what's so wrong about being married at 21? my paremts got married at 21 and they r still together and its been 20 years.
bakbak_fml 1
lol
charliethom 0
Damn your young to have a wife
gabbybmo 5
aww, you're only twenty one and you're married! that's sweet! I would love to start a life like that
aries09 0
The thing people don't know is that it don't matter what age you get married some countries the girls are forced at like 10 or 12 and the husbands are picked for them whic are grown men
SkoomaKi 28
The dark can be scary, but learn self-control. Your wife is probably scared of you now...
titanicwished 0
Wtf r u doin married at 21?!
SammyS2012 21
A) there is absolutely no reason being married at 21 is a bad thing. I want to be married at 21; just no children yet. You can "grow up" together; and no, believe it or not, college is not all about partying and drinking and getting ****** up. B) so what if he's afraid of the dark? I'm 18 and afraid of the dark. Hell, i sleep with a nightlight. That doesn't mean we're immature. If someone is afraid of a spider or heights, are they too immature to marry? I think 21 is a nice age to get married. The Years after that are hard and you need someone to help you through it.
big_fat_apple 1
Why is everyone so surprised at him being 21 and married he might of knocked her up at an early age and actually stuck with her and supported her..
ButlerOfChaos 7
Fear does not end at a certain age, some fear is for a lifetime.