Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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hopeforthefuture 0
I'm only 19 and am engaged to be married next summer... Age means nothing. I have known many extremely young couples whom are still married MANY years later. My aunt was married at 19 and is celebrating her 30th wedding anniversary this year. And I know many couples whom got married at 30 and are divorced already. Age does not matter. Maturity level and commitment are what matter. You can contradict me if you would like, but dont tell me i'm stupid for getting married young... It's what I want.
CodeMan16 0
why is it that on any fml one person will always say YDI for something really stupid i.e. YDI for having a bedroom
killingart 0
If you're 21 and scared of the dark, you probably shouldn't be married.
andlifesuxagain 0
You know Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light... not that hes scared of the dark, but the dark is scared of him. What do you call a woman with one black eye......quick learner What do you call a woman with two black eyes........disrespectful
vdubz 0
If you are not mature enough to overcome a fear of the dark, you are probably not mature enough to be married.
Damascus 0
YOU GUYS ARE SO GOD DAMN RUDE. MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THAT GUY ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED.
Mohammeddkhan 0
21is too young to be married.
bosshaug 0
Your married and your 21? Dipshit
kile88 2
bahahahahahahaahaa wouldve punched her.. after she turned the lights on
kile88 2
And roflmao at "humping cats" looolll