Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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sportmaster525
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take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
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Maddoctor
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That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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sportmaster525
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take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
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UpYourself
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Not exactly a good thing maybe
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adelaide_evening
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Or maybe he's still pining over his ex wife and thinks his ex wife is hot, and his daughter just happens to look a lot like her real mom. That's a slightly more optimistic option at least.
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RR05
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genius_man16
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Yes because older men never go after younger women.... never happens. >.>
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picklevictory
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mobius8
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We say both in Australia, and even if we didn't it would still have been a pretty stupid assumption to make.
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elchapin562
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RR05
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canucksrule88
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actually the chances might be higher because same school/class means they were probably friends and therefore its more likely that the dad would know her
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mylifefmlsoml
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no shit smarty
thats the fml part
thats the fml part
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mandy23q
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im from australia and didnt even realise there was a difference in saying mathS and math ?
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spillproof
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I was waiting to read that they dated haha
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TheDoge
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I fall into the habit of saying Math. I only started saying it in Canberra, which has a shitload of foreigners living there. Elsewhere, its called maths.
Btw, thats what you get for being northside (making the assumption of course). No solid southsider would fall for a daughters friend.
Btw, thats what you get for being northside (making the assumption of course). No solid southsider would fall for a daughters friend.
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thisismyaccount
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Ew gross i feel bad for you.
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mystomachurts
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Are all of you retarded? The OP probably has her MOM's looks. If her dad fell for someone that looks like her, it is probably because she reminds him of his former wife. It doesn't automatically mean he has the hots for his actual daughter.
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NataxChan
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actually, Me and my best friend are practically Identical, but no blood relations.
We're always mistaken for each other o-o
We're always mistaken for each other o-o
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asta192
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lol canberra is extremely small. so it could have happened..... almost everyone here knows everyone.
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snowball20
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I'm sure there r more stories out there about their dads falling for their best friends blah blah.. wasn't there one where a male OP's dad started hitting on his girl n she broke off with him to be the dad?
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kgzh27
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haha .
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starberries
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#78, one has an S and one doesn't... what do you mean you didn't realise the difference?
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aliciamartinez15
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Ever heard of Courtney Stodden?
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Weasel14
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*you're
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mosarmini
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well then at least u got a story to tell to ur grandkids xD
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justakid_fml
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I am just waiting for this FML
today I went to suprise my new wife by coming home and having sex. I started making out with her but it was accidently my daughter. FML
today I went to suprise my new wife by coming home and having sex. I started making out with her but it was accidently my daughter. FML
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357oboh
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LMAOS
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lizzzie_fml
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maybe she does look like her mom ... but its still kinda creepy
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Miss_Cullen
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eeww
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Maddoctor
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That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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manyourlifesucks
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Wtf does it mean to be wrong on different levels? Thats like saying "its strange to bang your neighbors wife but not at certain times" lol like wtf its just plain WRONG.
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Junkie_Razor
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No, killing people in a multi-storey car-park. That is wrong on many levels.
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oh_mi_shizzle
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wow...
that's really suckish and I agree...
FYL...
nobody wants a mom that has the same math class as you (and possibly age).
and i agree with the other comments be careful so that ur dad doesn't accidently(?) try to make out with you.
dye your hair or something...
wish you luck kid..
that's really suckish and I agree...
FYL...
nobody wants a mom that has the same math class as you (and possibly age).
and i agree with the other comments be careful so that ur dad doesn't accidently(?) try to make out with you.
dye your hair or something...
wish you luck kid..
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Rixxieee
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pretty much guaranteed that they're the same age if they're in the same maths class. Not saying it's a definite, but it's highly likely.
OP: Move out ASAP
OP: Move out ASAP
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Hallelujahrip
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Uggggggghhhh...that just makes my stomach turn. How awkward it would be to have conversations with your "new mom"...time to have a serious conversation with your dad.
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spectre1992
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Wow. Your dad is fuckin' weird. don't fall asleep.
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yawneall
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let's hope your dad never gets confused and tries to have sex with you...
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netfreak
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haha yeah, wear a nametag
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tomilalala
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Oh my stars.
Dye your hair, and pick a new favourite colour for clothes.
Lock your bedroom door at night.
And during the day.
Oh, and move far, far away as soon as is possible.
Dye your hair, and pick a new favourite colour for clothes.
Lock your bedroom door at night.
And during the day.
Oh, and move far, far away as soon as is possible.