Why I drive a motorcycle? No one can use it except me.

Haha you're not the only person who can drive a motorcycle silly! A lot of them have two seats too! You also shouldn't be driving one while you're drunk...

As opposed to getting drunk and driving yourself home?

@47 or you know they could have called a cab, taken a bus, used uber, asked a friend. I would never trust a random to drive my car.

I hope you have her phone #. Hopefully, though doubtful, you can have your car checked for prints. Otherwise, you're gonna need a good lawyer...

Eye witnesses should be able to point out a girl running from the scene as well. Hang in there, OP; just don't trust strangers like that again.

I, err, really think that might be a misapplication of the phrase....

I think the application of the phrase would have saved OP a ton of money.

Louis C.K. : "guys just sort of push everything off all night when trying to get laid. Once they come it's like reality just rushes in and hits them in the face. It's like coming back down from the Hulk. Really surprised and confused as they realize everything that's happened."

thank you for your service