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FML - The follow-up

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford Say more :
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was fucking disgusting.
By vaalcrawford / Wednesday 11 May 2011 04:59 / Canada
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  bbucaro98  |  0

haha thats what she said

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ydi for eating a centipede in the first place! what a douche..

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  kewlstoribro  |  6

Maybe OP was giving deep throat and when OP was swallowing, OP swallowed a centipede that happened to be on his dick when he jizzed. xD

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  TookaWooka666  |  0

That is extremely gross haha, but it's wierd how some of this shit happens, cause one time I was in the shower and I coughed up a fly and I have no idea how it got in there.

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  VorpikeII  |  17

it could have crawled down her mouth while OP was asleep. Her mouth just needed to be open. It nearly happened to my friend but he woke before it happened

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  Cupcaken  |  0

maybe she has worms... euw.

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  awesomeooo3  |  0

You don't know how you sleep because you're asleep at the time. You can't just say "and that's why I sleep with my mouth shut". When you sleep, your muscles relax so I'm willing to be that 99% of people sleep with their mouth at least a little bit open. It looks like OP is very surprised to find this centipede so my guess is that it crawled in her mouth while she was asleep.

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Protein! How could you notice a centipede in the rest of your vomit? The insect must have not been in the stomach very long, since it would turn to chyme (a milky substance consisting of partially broken down food that is then sent to the small intestine), along with all the other food in the stomach. Also, I doubt one could see a centipede in his vomit unless it was just phlegm with the bug in it. But who knows, my logic could be way off.

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  beastlyguy  |  0

it crawled up their ass made rest stops along the way and finally jumped out turned to a giant homicidal alien and killed their right after they posted this fml... there fml explained

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