Health, Alcohol and Drunk: Lightweight

Lightweight

By Sorry babe - 29/11/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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You deserved it 265

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 30/04/2017 12:00

Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML

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You deserved it 495

By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 474

You deserved it 4 442

By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 380

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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I'm too old for this shit

By HateCelebz - 15/09/2023 06:00

Today, I went out for drinks with two 18 year-old girls and a 30 year-old woman. I'm 53, and wanted to hook up with the 30 year-old. She got drunk after an hour and went home in a taxi, meanwhile the two 18 year-olds drank me under the table. I'm sat with them trying to sober up so I can walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 987

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 412

Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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You deserved it 183

By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

wysegirl 24

Sunday 29 November 2020 17:39

Good news.. it means the bouncers were verifying.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 November 2020 18:07

He did. Alcohol is a drug. Too bad the bouncers weren't there years ago before Stockholm Syndrome set in.

Comments

wysegirl 24

Sunday 29 November 2020 17:39

Good news.. it means the bouncers were verifying.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 November 2020 18:07

He did. Alcohol is a drug. Too bad the bouncers weren't there years ago before Stockholm Syndrome set in.

rgkkk 17

Sunday 29 November 2020 20:28

No, she did it to herself.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 30 November 2020 4:33

Why are so many people saying FYL? It's totally OP's own fault. After not drinking alcohol for so long, of course your tolerance is going to be lower. I don't even drink and I know that.

Bubbilility 27

Monday 30 November 2020 19:30

They said they underestimated, which means they assumed they'd have a lower tolerance, just not this much. It's an easy mistake to make since sometimes it takes a little bit for alcohol to set in.