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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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Better out than in.

Riddles66 0

Pretty simple, when you sleep, bugs crawl into any open space in your body, and this is true,

ccheart55 5

WHY WOULD YOU EAT A CENTIPEDE?!?!?

derekcarr1195 0

**** you bitch

At least you didn't wake up while it was wriggling down your throut. FYL

you must have eaten a larva in food. I have no idea how it survived your stomach acids though...

Aznboifreakster 0

gross

Now, how did that get there?

rawrman22 0

me 2..... wait i cant im in a human cintiped :(

adommymoa18 0

omg u could have bien bitten and died!