vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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JManHobbs 0
Better out than in.
Riddles66 0
Pretty simple, when you sleep, bugs crawl into any open space in your body, and this is true,
ccheart55 5
WHY WOULD YOU EAT A CENTIPEDE?!?!?
derekcarr1195 0
**** you bitch
Alvocezz 0
At least you didn't wake up while it was wriggling down your throut. FYL
FYL1313 0
you must have eaten a larva in food. I have no idea how it survived your stomach acids though...
Aznboifreakster 0
gross
DudeBTM 8
Now, how did that get there?
rawrman22 0
me 2..... wait i cant im in a human cintiped :(
adommymoa18 0
omg u could have bien bitten and died!