vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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iLazy 0
Oh wow that's worst than squeezing one till it explodes.
instnt1nfction 17
*worse
EvilPotato 15
wow iLazy thanks for the great mental image.
jazziness 12
what were you eating?!?!
ydi_4_suking 20
centipedes duh
Rainbow101365 5
a freaking taco ;D
CateXOX 0
I'm pretty sure you ate that thing. It had to get in your body somehow, and it probably wasn't through your ass.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn, you must be a good swallower if you managed to puke it out whole. Chewing before swallowing helps prevent swallowing unwanted stuff. Then again, chewed up centipede sounds nasty.
ydi_4_suking 20
hey its going down. might as well enjoy the texture and yumminess of it going down. i bet OP swallows pretty good
flighted 1
Omg. FYL. When I went back up North to visit family, and also visited all the centipedes, it reminded me why I was glad we moved down South. I think I'd have a nervous break down if I threw one up
CitrusGirl 0
I know how you feel. I'm glad I live in Minnesota where the weather's too weird for anything but ants, ticks, butterflies, and small spiders.
flighted 1
Lucky, I live on Texas and while we don't have centipedes, we have everything bigger. Lol including these weird seasonal gigantic fly/moth lookin' things, gargantuan mutant spider and huge ants.
flighted 1
In*? SpiderS*? dumb touchscreen
amsftw 0
wtf
friedchkn97 4
hi
mikejunior88 4
Is this Steve-O? He puked up a goldfish once.
missy_lynn012 0
that was epic...and a little disgusting lol
Blueglasscup 18
Oh god definite FYL from me. I hate bugs. Soo OP how did it taste like?
ryrywakaka 0
LOL keep it in a tube for some memories !
im_awsome 2
was it alive or dead?