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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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how did that happen?

a human centepide?

how the hell did this happen

Jim Carrey thinks that vaccines give children diseases like autism; **** him, getting children sick.

Wth have you been eating ??

619warrior281 5

shut the **** up 140 jim carry has nothing to do with the controversy of the mercury once used in vaccines causing autisum.

good thing you didn't puke up a human centipede

tittymagic 0

haha i love that movie he sews the lips to the asshole and the guy has to take a dump

someone hex you?

ilikeemsmall 4

You just cant keep a good centipede down!