vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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sillygirl13 0
how did that happen?
Dupellc 0
a human centepide?
dez63 9
how the hell did this happen
frosted1766 0
WTF how
kewlstoribro 6
Jim Carrey thinks that vaccines give children diseases like autism; **** him, getting children sick.
candie266 3
Wth have you been eating ??
619warrior281 5
shut the **** up 140 jim carry has nothing to do with the controversy of the mercury once used in vaccines causing autisum.
bonerlicious23 0
good thing you didn't puke up a human centipede
tittymagic 0
haha i love that movie he sews the lips to the asshole and the guy has to take a dump
suri23 11
someone hex you?
ilikeemsmall 4
You just cant keep a good centipede down!