vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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coltonw56 0
no you didn't.
sadkiddie 0
Dude. You swallowed a centipede... those are poisonous. Are you sure your not dead??
tona01 16
not every one, depends on the type
djphoenix18 1
Whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot
GIBBYROCKS99 0
kill me noww :/
cdatribe23 0
whoa WTF?!?
sipher16 0
wait what?!
polishboy168 0
what do people in Canada eat??
itsalwaysYDI 0
WTF..how does that even happen?
Dethh 0
I would've ate it
studpuffins 0
i was wondering where that went