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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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coltonw56 0

no you didn't.

sadkiddie 0

Dude. You swallowed a centipede... those are poisonous. Are you sure your not dead??

not every one, depends on the type

djphoenix18 1

Whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot

GIBBYROCKS99 0

kill me noww :/

cdatribe23 0

whoa WTF?!?

sipher16 0

wait what?!

polishboy168 0

what do people in Canada eat??

itsalwaysYDI 0

WTF..how does that even happen?

I would've ate it

i was wondering where that went