vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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Bigbird16 0
Haha i bet that centipede was having a party in ur stomach. Lol
besosforme 26
Wrong kind of acid ;-P
firefly_102 0
Maybe if you quit eating them, you'll quit throwing them up! YDI for eating innocent centipedes.
tencalories 3
ahhh ewww aw man that sucks
Wheredidgrungego 12
Stop trying to be all Man vs. Wild style. Normal people don't eat bugs for food.
NeoBlue66 1
How do you not notice a centipede on your plate lol
Jimmmmmy 5
hahahaha
KaanTech 0
very inteligent commet
Scalabrine44 0
hahahaha
foshizzle33 0
close your mouth when you sleep
sheethapins 13
Dude! D:
khaya 9
Next time do some running instead of swallowing a worm and thinking it will make you lose weight.
ciara_renee 0
lol that's ******* naaaaasty :/