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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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Bigbird16 0

Haha i bet that centipede was having a party in ur stomach. Lol

Wrong kind of acid ;-P

firefly_102 0

Maybe if you quit eating them, you'll quit throwing them up! YDI for eating innocent centipedes.

ahhh ewww aw man that sucks

Stop trying to be all Man vs. Wild style. Normal people don't eat bugs for food.

How do you not notice a centipede on your plate lol

very inteligent commet

Scalabrine44 0

hahahaha

close your mouth when you sleep

Next time do some running instead of swallowing a worm and thinking it will make you lose weight.

ciara_renee 0

lol that's ******* naaaaasty :/