Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Pho_Rheal
United States
And you are…?
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
anonymous
United States
Bored
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Top comments
Skroal_stomper 5
Did you have phone sex?
perdix 31
Pass it on! Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.
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Skroal_stomper 5
Did you have phone sex?
mouxouxou 11
Where did that came from? Did you ever had phone sex when they prank-called you? Ever......?
Epilepsy_fml 0
My prank calls are when I have phone sex with a random person then at the end say that I'm actually a man.
fakeaccountX 6
Did the caller pretend to be a telemarketer offering you penis enlarger pumps? If so that was me.
rottentomatoes 7
epic :'D
Go_Die_in_A_Hole 0
I don't get this FML. That happens alot so it's not really an FML.
Skroal_stomper 5
If someone prank calls me I am going to make it interesting.
Ryanfmlfiend 0
the highlight of my day was reading this fml
Alpha35 4
no one likes u... not even the prank caller
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Well, if you got a call from the Fonejacker...
mercedes3210 6
sad
hardboard82 0
yeah, well the highlight of my day was standing up to get juice.. I have been sick and pukeing for two days. yesterday i was out of my bed all together for maybe half hour, including going to the bathroom. oh yeah, later is our Christmas party with lots of people coming over, and my mom says to stay in my room the whole time so I don't get anybody sick. FML
QuickSilv3r777 0
you relize that this is probably fake I mean really? that's not an FML it's a "I'm so stupid I post an FML rather than go outside and solve the problem" dumb shit
iliketurdles 7
Go take your problems elsewhere. Reading that made me feel sorry for you.
mercedes3210 6
I think that's what he or she wanted
DahkLohd 4
Get a life then.
tribridags 0
ikr..it's his fault he didn't leave his cave and do something fun.
tttiffany 0
I'm sorry what was that? My eyes have a mind of their own. They're thinking it won't matter if you're a butterface (buttisface) with a body like that.
101autie 0
hey sometimes a prank call can be fun!
tykiej 0
Hello? Is your refrigerator running? You'd better go catch it!!! Bwaaaahaaahaahaaa!!!
Twisted107 4
^ This
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
awwww lol man :)
Zmeilerr 22
Every dog has it's day.
olive47_fml 0
meow
thelastavailable 13
Loool, your life sounds fun
glorialaura21 8
totally!!!! man, I wish someone prank called me!!
perdix 31
Pass it on! Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.
Epilepsy_fml 0
That's offensive to us men with testicular cancer.....
perdix 31
Do you have A 12-pound ball? There, does that make it better?
Epilepsy_fml 0
You insensitive bastard. You should be terrible ashamed of yourself. You should've realized that I had to have one of mine removed.
perdix 31
Well, then call the butcher shop and ask if they have pig's feet. When they answer yes, ask them, "So, where do you buy shoes?" Now, you're going to tell me you're a thalidamide baby.
unidentified_sta 5
Nah, wouldn't be able to type then.
KiddNYC1O 22
Uh, yeah... Way to fish for sympathy, #14.
tttiffany 0
Jokes are only offensive to insecure people.
Kennz 0
get a life!!!!!!
Ninjafriends 1
You should take a dump and change all that.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Is Mr Hunt there? First name Mike.
CLDBL00DED 0
Or Mike Rotch
tooFLY 0
or mike ockhurtz
foreveryoung97_fml 2
it's Mike Hawk yuh white idiots ... that's frum Shane Dawson ... he's white too so yuh shuld knw who he is dumb asses !!!