vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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icyfire617 10
hmm.. i wonder how that got there
winstoningram 0
I prefer chips maself
Barney_Rubble_75 0
wow. Bear Grylls is on fmylife! @OP: hello Bear!
Mr_Darkside 5
yummy yummy in your tummy
CanadianMuse 0
double deelicious! lol! So I guess you like your extra protein heated up, regurgitated, and then reconsumed?
CitrusGirl 0
A human centipede?
afml6 3
omg I though the same thing!
ChangMu 8
fake
SwaggerMelon 6
I wish I was lucky enough to have some good quality food like that
DakotaCat 4
Eeeeeew!
rends 0
hmm, didn't quite understand "human-centipede" eh?
CitrusGirl 0
Damn kids, stealing my jokes. :P
rends 0
I didn't see it D: sorry
CitrusGirl 0
I was kidding don't worry about it :)