vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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Toxicallure 0
Oh wtf! aren't centipedes poisonous?? :O
KaanTech 0
im not an expert but i think it depents on the type
daminantion 14
millipedes are, centipedes are not. also depends on region and species
pandaSmore 0
eeeeeewwwwwwww, and I thought drinking my own piss was bad.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
It is.
iAmScrubs 19
This sounds like something you'd hear about on Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
shieznit 1
yah big ****** whoop for u
ashleighbreak 0
Ewww wtf is a centipede doing in ur stomach!? LOL wow
ChibiGirl5 0
lmfao your picture!! I love jim carry
docscientist 10
Has it called you since?
shakycam3 0
OMFG I would NEVER stop puking. I might need to kill myself to make the horror go away. Me and centipedes are mortal enemies.
pyper87 0
that's just nasty
DDang 2
HOMG ewwww! D: How THE HELL did you get a CENTIPEDE in your body?!?!?