vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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Comments (292)
gyul_14 0
WTF!?!?
gyul_14 0
WTF!?!?
JB1aze 0
ur retarded
Calyx_fml 22
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
sharkwkrox 0
what.
kevin2407_fml 2
was it the human kind?
tbrizzy 0
everything is not eatable dude
matildalillyysto 0
how did a centipede get inside u?? that's disgusting. this kinda makes me wanna puke
Dez31396 0
I would go shoot myself in the face
Kaelee_Babyy 0
this made me think of the human centipede(google it). how'd you swallow one of those? :P