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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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gyul_14 0

WTF!?!?

gyul_14 0

WTF!?!?

ur retarded

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

sharkwkrox 0

what.

was it the human kind?

tbrizzy 0

everything is not eatable dude 

matildalillyysto 0

how did a centipede get inside u?? that's disgusting. this kinda makes me wanna puke

Dez31396 0

I would go shoot myself in the face

this made me think of the human centipede(google it). how'd you swallow one of those? :P