What's wrong with the walls being the same color as you? It only compliments your choice paint.

So you have the famous lily white matte skin celebrated in litterature? Good for you. Forget the foundation and splurge on a nice short dress, or maybe on a daiquiri to rosen those cheeks.

As someone else on the "have you ever even been outside?" spectrum of pale, I do have to say the finding foundation/concealer/etc in our shade family is really hard

My boyfriend jokes that I need 'Casper' since 'porcelain' and 'ivory' are too dark for me. Mac has a whole set of ultra pale they developed for the Irish market that matches me pretty well. I'm by no means the palist person I know though. There are lighter shades out there if you research them.

You can totally blend in with the wall though!

Redhead are we? Don't let it bother you, embrace your viking heritage. They were bad-ass.

When someone calls you a wallflower don't take it so literally

Be aware that many people find pale skin to be very sexy. There is no need to try to change your skin color.

At least you can now win at Hide and Seek

As someone who is so white that the light reflecting off my skin is blinding, try Kat Von D! She has super pale shades, and the coverage is amazing. Plus none of her products are tested on animals and most of them are vegan, which is amazing in my personal opinion. Good luck with the paint and the makeup OP. LOL.