Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
caneut 0
YDI, next time handle it like a man, you got two fists FIRST
jussmyyluckk 0
I was just gonna say, if you don't like her why exactly would you still have her number in your phonebook ? Common sense buddy ! YDI
Ashleerose 0
I kept my ex in my phone even tho he was harrassing me and anytime he called me from a different # i saved it under his name... turned his ringer on no ring. that way i could ignore it easier... i had changed my number 3 times and he always found it.
ellbtvsvm 0
"Shoulda took," huh?
xohollyxo20 0
You should just send another text that says "Oops, I meant 555-5556!" but only send it to her so she thinks you sent it to everyone.
lexiBRo 0
I'm guessing the OP texted everyone from the new number so no.. your idea would not work at all.. because you can't pay to have your number changed and then send texts from your old number
baby_love 0
you can block anyones number you call your phone company and there's a 3 digit code they give you, you dial it then dial the number and you no longer except calls from that number. also, $80? it only costs $35 to change a number so I don't know WHERE you could have possibly had it done
lipfullacope 0
op, just post her number here, and I'm sure thousands of bored individuals will eventually **** with her.
TheChampagneBoi 5
Block her?
ashieee143 18
My phone company doesn't charge to change your number...
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
No shit really?
Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
thatrocker 0
an honest mistake i guess, but it sure sucks that you paid 80 bucks just to epically fail in the end
BLNovelist 0
YDI. Why would you keep her number? Seriously? For that matter, just don't answer if/when she calls. IT can be annoying, but just ignore it. Record every instance if need be so you can get a restraining order.
hotbeefinjection 0
iawtc
diet_otaku 0
i agree with this as well. why would anyone keep their stalker ex's number in their phone book?
scateice 0
my cell has an ignore option, type in their number an it will ignore for u
BLNovelist 0
That wouldn't have the number listed in the phonebook though, would it?
takemedown 0
good job. thats all i can say.
deathbunny256 0
Shumnsa
rachiebpp 0
you should file a restraining order against her!
jenkins56 5
If you were going to pay all that much you'd at least check you hadn't sent it to her. I smell BS. If you're really that stupid YDI
wolfman2012 0
well that was a stupid mistake
lynnesey 0
hahah, you're pretty cool.