Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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Comments (173)
aperry057 0
why did pay to change your number? especially $80...
alphaxzero 0
it doesn't cost anything to change a cell number. u got ripped off. double fail
the_heat01 0
You know you can just block her number right?? Then you don't have to spend near to that much money
robodoll 0
LOL oops!
chea_chea 0
I know I commented before, but there are many reasons to leave someone's number in your phone. Well, mostly just one big reason..So when they call, you know it's their number! In this day and age no one remembers numbers anymore for the most part, it's almost necessary if there's a potential people you don't like will call. This works in both personal life and in business, I've made my living over the past couple years doing websites/office help for individual business owners and some of them have screwed me over, and I'll be damned if I get roped into another job that I might not get paid for. I also keep this crazy girl that always tries to get in touch with me like I'm some sort of fall-back when she breaks up with boyfriends...not because I would ever want to be with her but so I can see her name and not answer. Long, I know...but stop giving the guy shit for keeping numbers in his phone. It comes in handy!
Gillypants 3
TFS!
lottofee 0
FTW
2talll 0
Definitely take her number out of your phone! When my ex left to "figure things out and hopefully one day come back" I took her numbers out of my phone right away even though I wanted her to cone back. To the people that said he kept the number to know not to answer it: he SHOULD know her # when he sees it!!!
FaithX 0
Cell phones, no manual dialing - people rarely memorize phone numbers anymore genius.
kirbyviper93 0
Smooth move, dumbass. You deserve that one, I think, for not thinking to take out her number first.
Eaglestrike117 29
You should've just sent her a message and made it look like you accidentally sent it to her and said that you changed your number, but actually make up a random number.
Karpolo 0
I don't think you have to actually go through the trouble of filing a restraining order, just tell her you will.
Gillypants 3
this is true, actually. my psychotic ex boyfriend to this day believes i have a restraining order against him. the cops told him i had strong evidence for one, and if i wanted one, all i had to do was make a call. when he continued to harass me, all i had to do was tell him i was making the call. he stopped bothering me.
macc55 2
She must be happy! Next time use your head.