Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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Comments (173)
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for having a phone.
lottofee 0
hahahaha :)
MIKENYC 0
send her my way, I'll give her something that will make her leave you alone.
milsos 0
haha that actually made me laugh.. alot
zabeth_fml 0
If she's a crazy ex, why do you still have her number in your phone? YDI.
bexox 0
Maybe so he knows who is calling.
Martin264_fml 0
Strange that there is the same one on the french version of this website, no ?
inspireme48 0
Haha what A ****** up girl.. Well looks like you have to get a NEW number lol. **** twilight!
inspireme48 0
Wow why were u with her in the first place? Fyl and **** twilight!!
KINGMARIO_fml 0
there's been an FML like this almost word for word
AnaMaree 0
I wouldn't change my phone number. Tell the bitch to stop calling and if she does, call the company to block the number. YDI for being a dumbass.
AnaMaree 0
Oh wait. You're from Canada. That explains it.