Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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kvgf1484 0
You shouldn't need to pay to have your number changed for harassment reasons. If you just called and told them why you were changing it they should make it free of charge. Unfortunately I know this because it has happened to me in the past. And $80 is pretty steep, it's usually only $25 or so. nevertheless, ydi... that's something you should have thought of before. lol
bexox 0
Oh boo hoo
bexox 0
This was meant for #58.. the site messed up on me. OP: At least she got the message that she's annoying. You probably sent out something along the lines of "My crazy ex is stalking me. Here's my new #". If not, she'll have to wonder why you changed it.
kvgf1484 0
but wouldn't she get the message from his real number? lol anyone who has passed grade 6 can figure that one out. If it gets out of hand file a report with the police and they will probably offer to call her for you and tell her to stop.
hanansk16 0
Total phail, but i've done this before myself. Sucks doesn't it lol
insertAlias 0
so just block her number. problem solved.
Ashleerose 0
you can block a specfic # ... but what if they get a new number? or use someone elses phone? . it's easier to change ur number. But if that fails turn her ringer on silent so u never know when she's calling, and if she uses a new # then save that under her name as well.... much easier to ignore if they did find ur new number
fwangel 0
that really sucks... time to try again but I'd delete her number FIRST!
lottofee 0
aaaaaah he/she said FIRST, hide the comment!!! :)
plethora 3
How the hell would that work? The number he sent the message from is in her phone.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
$80?????? are you outta yer ******* mind ? $80 is a monthly payment for service. lol you got raped
DearGravity 0
Well that sucks, think before you text. ^^
chea_chea 0
Well, now you kinda have to finish what you started, nothing like a tax on stupidity; go and get it changed again, and send to everyone EXCEPT her the new number...say you made a mistake in texting them the number and that it wasn't correct or something. It'll be another $80 down the drain (ouch) but your mission will be accomplished. Depending on how bad the stalking is, $160 is well worth it, can't you tell I hate stalkers? LOL