By DuhSteven - 06/06/2012 17:04 - Canada - Surrey
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Personally, I don't blame you. There are some really bright 5-year-olds out there. But, either way shouldn't YOU, as the zoo employ know more?
Are u smarter than a 5th grader? Nope. 5 year olds? No.
Didnt your boss tell you what to say!? Or did they just throw you to the lions.....
Why didnt u just read the sign in front of cage?
You gotta know your lions, man. You won't get anywhereswithout your lion facts.
52, in my head OP read what was on the sign then BOOM, out comes this give year old from left field with some national geo channel speech.
Awesome
62, they have invisible eyebrows too.
I don't blame them at all . When I was 5 I was obsessed with dinosaurs and I knew the most obscure facts about them . On every other subject I was just a normal kid but If someone brought up dinosaurs... Well they were going to get lectured. OP probably just came across a lion kid
So was I, then I discovered dragons. Dinosaurs seemed pretty lame after finding out their flying, fire-breathing cousins were easily accessible.
Did you just...
Probably shoulda done some research as preparation? I would have but maybe that's just me
Well he had to have done SOME kind of research, right? I mean, you don't just say "these are the lions... They have stripes.." Little kid- "well some lio-" "ns will eat children who harass minimum wage employees." *deathstare
Tigers have stripes, not lions.
Maybe he did do research but forgot or got nervous, it was his first day on the job. If he didn't know what he was talking about they probably wouldn't have hired him.
Maybe it was intentional 35 o.O
It will be ok, just do some more research and just remember lion won't help you.
Maybe you should go back to school...
To learn about lions..?
And learn about... Lions? Dafuq school did you go to?
Nat geo FTW. People especially children tend to learn a lot about fascinating animals on tv. Still you got owned by a 5 year old :)
Are you sure the kid wasn't lion?
You sea what he did there? I'm shore you did.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice one
38- did you do that on porpoise?
How qualified do u have to be for that job?
It's a great idea to ask random people on FML that question! They'll sure care!
I can't help but think this one might be your own fault, OP. A little extra-curricular research isn't that difficult.
I know there is a good pun here between lion and lying but I just don't have it!
I guess he didn't have the proper koalafications
look at the bright side OP. you may not be quite as smart but at least youre getting paid more than him!
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Personally, I don't blame you. There are some really bright 5-year-olds out there. But, either way shouldn't YOU, as the zoo employ know more?
Are you sure the kid wasn't lion?