Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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Comments (173)
ravinderkaler 0
YDI and also FYL.
curlyfriez 0
FIRST: why the hell didn't you erase her number? SECOND: $80 are you f** kidding me? what company do have? I had a similar problem and all i had to say was that i was getting too many private calls at night and problem solved! no need to pay! THIRD: you got ripped off.
redbluegreen 40
Yeah, who pays $80 to get their number changed?! I got mine for free, and I just went in. And they might've kept it so when she calls, they know it's her and not some random number, and they don't answer it. It's what I do. But I just don't do massive texts.
genius_man16 0
That's what I was thinking too. I have alltell and you can just have them change it for you. I think the only way it costs to change it is if you take a number from alltell and try to make it a Sprint number or some other carrier. I could be wrong though so don't quote me.
Igotothegym 3
At&t charges like $30 to change it
netfreak 0
Send me her number. BTW I used to work for Rogers Wireless and it was $25 to change the phone number. Sounds like you got shafted.
fangsupKELS 0
And why didn't you just block her number...?
seb12992 0
YDI for still having her number in your phonebook.
misbehaver 0
Good for u babe
blarney 0
idiot hahaha
jonathan1990 0
nice!
samusfox 0
Why didn't you just block her #?
slinkiess 0
YDI for keeping her number in your phone book.