Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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Comments (173)
mochie 0
You know you could've just called up your service provider and block her number.
Jord111222333 0
it shouldn't cost you anything if it was harassment ...
Natscage 0
what the hell kind of company u have that requires an $80 fee to change a number?
i_heart_yew 0
[ hahaa! ] niceee. shoulda deleted her numbah
kryptonite429 0
It sucks that you have an obsessive ex, but I also need to call BS because I don't know of 1 wireless carrier that will charge &80 to change a number. AT&T charges $36 (I worked for them in customer care so I did alot of number changes) and sometimes depending on your situation and who you talk to, you won't be charged at all. As we all know, AT&T likes to over-charge EVERYTHING! I believe you did a dumbass thing like sending your ex your new number but I think you're lying about how much you paid. A stupid thing to lie about too. Maybe she called to tell you she is prego! Stop being a d-bag dude.
xchd22x 0
ok im gonna put this one plain and simple EPIC FAIL.
harmonb 0
Y was she in there
FaithX 0
All of these people asking why the number was still in there are stupid - with a cell phone, people rarely have to dial a number manually so numbers don't get memorized, keeping it in the phone allows him to NOT ANSWER when it shows up. How hard is that to figure out??? YDI though - for being so careless with your money and for having such a shitty cell company. I've changed my number 4 times and never paid a cent for it.
zolitical 0
ROFL YOU GENIUS
skittlesxmonster 5
YDI you can block her number you know? you call the phone company and ask them to block the number....
Ashleerose 0
Ex's can call from a different number. so he'd have to call and block every number she called from. much easier to just change ur number.