Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how...

By Sam - 27/2/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

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By FeedMonkeyking | 4

#2130650 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Headphones never occures to you?

By krushr | 3

#2130675 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:56

Steal their lube.

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By FeedMonkeyking | 4

#2130650 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Headphones never occures to you?

TayonaC | 10

#2130707 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:06

still just knowing about what they are doing is life altering :( FYL

TayonaC | 10

#2130739 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:10

I mean they. my bad

josephhhhhh | 0

#2131217 - Monday 28 February 2011 3:14

lol awesome! is ur mom a Milf OP?

josephhhhhh | 0

#2131232 - Monday 28 February 2011 3:16

lol awesome! is ur mom a Milf OP?

vodkaliciouz | 4

#2131361 - Monday 28 February 2011 3:57

exactly my first thought too. at least that what i'd do, blasting music in my earphones while do some stuff that would take my
mind off.

ImanAzol | 4

#2131470 - Monday 28 February 2011 4:40

Apparently to her father, yes.

Lennsik | 4

#2131570 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:12

@44, really man? I don't think any daughter should think about their Mom being a MILF.

alex1432 | 9

#2131724 - Monday 28 February 2011 6:04

iPod and weed do wonders

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2131872 - Monday 28 February 2011 7:12

if this girls/guys never smoked... they might freak themselves out in their room by themselves, just a thought

twitch851 | 9

#2133037 - Monday 28 February 2011 14:08

dude just play video games while they get their game on. that's what I do when my parents do it. u should b thankful your parents still love each other.

emodude44 | 0

#2133962 - Monday 28 February 2011 20:02

Whenever I heard my parents doing it, I turned on my headphones.
Or... you could run in during and ask
"Hey Mom did you see my... OH MY GOD!"

just to ruin the moment

NDiesal10 | 2

#3397411 - Thursday 6 October 2011 20:31

Headphones and either a movie, TV, video game, or online videos.

By brainsoverbeauty | 21

#2130654 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Wow. At least your parents are doing great. If that's any consolation? On second thought, I'm sorry, I don't think there's any consolation.

J_Bizness | 0

#2131160 - Monday 28 February 2011 2:48

I just wanted to say that you are very cute!

kateeeh | 0

#2131563 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:10

ok pimp (#40) this is FML....NOT a dating site, so chill

bthomas0319 | 2

#2131576 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:12

NICE RACK!

bthomas0319 | 2

#2131582 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:14

YOU HAVE A WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER!

ZachMitch1994 | 0

#2131887 - Monday 28 February 2011 7:22

stfu bieber has no right to talk hahah

C6Racer | 0

#2132062 - Monday 28 February 2011 9:17

Agreed, 67.

KyleIsSoFine | 0

#2132189 - Monday 28 February 2011 9:41

I agree with 40.
67, you horndog -_-
Asdfghjklimsobrd.

hachi8 | 0

#2137233 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 16:09

yea, no consolation at all for that one. lls

skate4shekla | 0

#3532897 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:09

Honestly I agree with your first part. Its not nice to have parents that dont like eachother :(

By McMan | 23

#2130658 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:54

Images? You planning on watching?! O.o

tigerlily33212 | 0

#2130662 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:55

haha ikr! creeper!

chippa | 24

#2131126 - Monday 28 February 2011 2:41

"...mental images..."

McMan | 23

#2131539 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:00

I'm pretty sure it said "images" by itself earlier.

McMan | 23

#2131616 - Monday 28 February 2011 5:23

Actually it did, I asked a moderator.

ashtonTS | 0

#2131954 - Monday 28 February 2011 7:58

definitely said mental images retard...

sassypants93 | 17

#2134435 - Monday 28 February 2011 23:33

88- Moderators can change the post. You just made a fool of yourself.

By bossybella | 0

#2130668 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:55

Darn... Loud TV, or blast your earphones?

By krushr | 3

#2130675 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:56

Steal their lube.

royalt313 | 0

#2130816 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:25

^bahah win

attatood | 7

#2131128 - Monday 28 February 2011 2:43

That would make the screams louder! But really... that's crappy.

mariazzz | 5

#2132501 - Monday 28 February 2011 11:05

LMAO

By Hanimon | 0

#2130679 - Monday 28 February 2011 0:57

I feel sorry for ya, but there's lots of ways to prevent yourself from hearing them.

mddaily21 | 0

#2236135 - Thursday 24 March 2011 20:14

hey Hannah. what's up

By Doortje | 28

#2130704 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:06

Eww. Thanks OP, now I'm having mental images too.

therealdavid | 0

#2132534 - Monday 28 February 2011 11:16

ik! THANKS OP:P

By Jagzy | 0

#2130758 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:13

Brave the snow!!! It's much safer for your mental well being

ubetrwatchBN | 5

#2131812 - Monday 28 February 2011 6:34

Unfortunately, the mental image is already there. May I suggest a combination of alcohol and a long trek in the snow? Vodka seems appropriate.

Joshua3109 | 0

#2360848 - Sunday 17 April 2011 4:04

hey

By TayonaC | 10

#2130760 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:13

ugh that's gross, creepy, yet oddly enough also funny.
I'm gonna tell my friend that tomorrow! :)

By Krystal1029 | 0

#2130773 - Monday 28 February 2011 1:14

Play very loud music :) but yeah sucks for yooou!