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In all honesty, who would just assume you were gay, I call fake.
why do 75% of fmls come from this area of France?
Hey-O! But really, FYL!
I'm Ron Burgundy?
haha
#90 actually my friend has been asked by girls if he was gay on numerous ocasions when he isn't
yeh I don't get why girls have an attraction to gay guys... it's really wierd.
man haven't u seen kick ass? play along
Hm, maybe you just didn't hear them. I'm gay, and I hear stuff like that all the time from girls.
Ouch. :O
the solution to this fml is above^
I'd tell her to keep on hoping, and ditch her ass.
@ 51 well his name is richard... the short of which is dick (i don't know why either). maybe that's it.
I don't think she meant it as am insult. I think she actually thought he's gay.
yeah, if you are it. if you're not and everyone thinks you are... it is a bit.
It's horrible and bad if you're not gay and trying to score with a chick...
Or maybe he said "Hi, I'm dick", seeing as dick is short for Richard ;)
Maybe his name is Gay? He'd have to have pretty cruel parents though.
it's horrible because that's not something you should say, even if he was gay. gay people are human beings, not exciting exhibits.
Umm Actuallly it us among the worst to be a homosexual... Read the Quaran And Bible! Heck Even Bhuaddists cant stand the idiot queers!!!
yes it Is ..... god created Adam and eve not Adam and Steve ! and no I'm not religious . I'm Jamaican ! fire bun fi all battyboy !
Why the hell would you care what hair product your son uses?
Must be a reason she said that. YDI
your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"
Or "suck my ****, bitch" that would send the message straight, and your sexuality.
Oh yeah that ones better.
yeah I've tried that before. ex-girlfriends don't take it too well haha
I've noticed nowadays that there are a lot of feminime guys...the kind that have that sort-of-tousled-little-boy bowl cut, have more girl friends than guy friends, talk like a Valley Girl and enjoy taking pictures of themselves way too much...that guy with the annoying sunglasses and panda hat on The Real World DC is a perfect example. If you are one of those guys then I'm not surprised.
hey gal.... cum n meet me! ;)
I don't get why this is a bad thing, it's the perfect plan, and he doesn't have to go through all the trouble of convincing her.
yeah I think you could say you are gay and then become her bestie and takes baths with her and she won't think anything of it cause you're 'gay' hehe
..Wanna get high?
nice!
I was gonna clean my room, but I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but I got high my room is still messed up, and I know why because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiigh!
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eh, take it in stride. correct her and she'll be way more embarrassed than you are. i'm a gay guy; someone thought i was a really butch lesbian once. you get over it.
Lets get high!
Modern Warfare 3? :O
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your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"
WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!