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Well? What do you got to say for yourself, Shamu? You're better off making friends with Derek the Whale and Betty the Whale. Atleast that way, you can all call each other by your names in the open.


I'm not going to say "get some new friends" because those are not friends.
Honey, get some friends and stop hanging out with losers who don't respect you.

By  FarSide  |  22

OP did not say she was fat. Maybe she smells like fish. Or will do tricks when someone holds up a sardine. Or she shoots water and air out of her blowhole.