By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:08 / United States
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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

#20... Have you not learned your lesson yet? Every time you say "yeah I was the cat that" you get severely berated and down voted. Could be a good time to take a hint...


One day my grandma opened her front door, and a cat ran in. She won't leave. My grandma well let her stay in for a little while, but then she'll put her outside for her to go home. She just stays on the porch until she opens the door again.

  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

4 — And then she should get a goat!
She got the goat to catch the dog...
She got the dog to catch the cat...
She got the cat to catch the bird...
She got the bird to catch the spider...
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

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