By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 833
You deserved it 3 080

Same thing different taste

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inkdeath87 18
maggiefox 25


inkdeath87 18

Yeah dude i was the cat that jumped over OP it was hilarious!

WompWompWomp123 7

#20... Have you not learned your lesson yet? Every time you say "yeah I was the cat that" you get severely berated and down voted. Could be a good time to take a hint...

Here eat a piece of my "i don't care" pizza

Yes, until then invest in a cat box or something. when my new kitten was hiding he came out to the smell of fresh kitty litter. It may work.

iCherryPanda 12

Is no one going to suggest NARNIA??

maggiefox 25
ElementaryEdGuy 18

One day my grandma opened her front door, and a cat ran in. She won't leave. My grandma well let her stay in for a little while, but then she'll put her outside for her to go home. She just stays on the porch until she opens the door again.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

4 — And then she should get a goat! She got the goat to catch the dog... She got the dog to catch the cat... She got the cat to catch the bird... She got the bird to catch the spider... That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die.

The one I read my sisters is, cow to catch the dog.

Burning a stoned cat? You're all sorts of evil. At least give him a bowl of milk first.

So it can shit itself as well when u kill it?

You do now! Sorry for your face though.

hellbilly205 17

Cats are like ninja's, when you least expect it they attack.

Congrats on the new addition to your family. You're stuck with it now!