By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 787
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Call animal control. But FYL.

Sounds like you got a new pet...


Call animal control. But FYL.

Yeah dude i was the cat that jumped over OP it was hilarious!

#20, just stop it.

#20... Have you not learned your lesson yet? Every time you say "yeah I was the cat that" you get severely berated and down voted. Could be a good time to take a hint...

Here eat a piece of my "i don't care" pizza

Yes, until then invest in a cat box or something. when my new kitten was hiding he came out to the smell of fresh kitty litter. It may work.

Is no one going to suggest NARNIA??

Sounds like you got a new pet...

One day my grandma opened her front door, and a cat ran in. She won't leave. My grandma well let her stay in for a little while, but then she'll put her outside for her to go home. She just stays on the porch until she opens the door again.

Ninja cat strikes again

Get yourself a dog to find the cat!

4 — And then she should get a goat! She got the goat to catch the dog... She got the dog to catch the cat... She got the cat to catch the bird... She got the bird to catch the spider... That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die.

The one I read my sisters is, cow to catch the dog.

what a nice ending to a children's story

Try catnip maybe? Then kill it with fire.

Burning a stoned cat? You're all sorts of evil. At least give him a bowl of milk first.

So it can shit itself as well when u kill it?

Hey, free cat!

You do now! Sorry for your face though.

Cats are like ninja's, when you least expect it they attack.

Don't be such a pussy.

All I ask is for one FML without this pun.

Good luck with that 17. The FML community enjoys puns, especially juvenile ones.

Hey, don't put us all in the same cat-egory...

#17- too late.

Congrats on the new addition to your family. You're stuck with it now!