FML : Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living...

152

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 February 2013 20:58 / United States - Raynham

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By jsprackman | 11

#5364090 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:14

If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...

By skip_m | 6

#5364102 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:16

Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....

Comments

By jsprackman | 11

#5364090 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:14

If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...

leadawg75 | 12

#5364115 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:19

What?! I'm lost?

newbiehere99 | 6

#5364137 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:27

But ... if it was Cap N' Crunch, OP has my deepest sympathy ...

tjv3 | 9

#5364141 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:28

That sucks OP . I hope things get better for you. But I'm glad you are able to keep your humor:) I like the way you wrote the fml!

ICastillo | 24

#5364156 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:35

Well nobody's going to steal your Lucky Charms now.

newbiehere99 | 6

#5364164 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:41

Did I miss the humor in this FML? O.o

Teyros | 23

#5364199 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:05

Looks like he got more than Honey on his combs.

laya_fml | 26

#5364206 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:09

Don't fall for this FML. OP could be full of Trix.

thibodaux17 | 5

#5364325 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 03:40

30- dumbass not all FMLs are funny. Hence Fuck My Life..

LeFrogDog | 27

#5364334 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 03:47

bet many coco pulls spilled everywhere

supportcommand | 17

#5364365 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 04:10

Ops plain mini wheats are now frosted.

LeFrogDog | 27

#5364487 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 05:34

coco puffs are spilled

zombieslayer83 | 19

#5364604 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 07:27

I bet It's Cookie Crisp in there!

marquellauhrig | 10

#5364612 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 07:39

Who cares about cinnamon toast crunch... Wtf!

finnrambo | 13

#5364670 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:43

29- don't think he had any lucky charms to begin with seeing as his roof collapsed

SoSickWithIt | 14

#5364834 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:51

I have never craved cereal more in my life except the last time I wanted to eat cereal I got up at 3am to do it. :P (about 5min ago)

vocaloidtiger | 12

#5365336 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:43

86 ~ Just give up now.

Bo_Bexy | 5

#5366559 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 05:54

NO NOW EVERYONE CAN! alls they have to do is go spelunking down into his wide open living room.

counterfit | 10

#5367305 - Thursday 14 February 2013 08:46

This is how they make Frosted Flakes. True story.

decidedlyvague | 11

#5368380 - Friday 15 February 2013 05:23

At least they weren't Cheetos. Those things are dangerously cheesy.

By Meshidaru_fml | 7

#5364091 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:14

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

Smashhoof | 15

#5364205 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:09

Shingle cracks, shingle cracks...

mb2_native | 15

#5364221 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:22

It falls onto your heaad. *probably a fail but a tried*

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5364511 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 05:51

I thought it was good 46...

MuseFan1991 | 14

#5364857 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:14

you're the only one.

interesting33 | 33

#5365161 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 05:54

Dear 91: I didn't get it but I think it is so sweet that you explicitly stood up for 46 :)

By EsOSiQueEs | 14

#5364093 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:14

Did u at least get to finish your cereal OP? Best of luck with that man. ):

Harpy20 | 24

#5365252 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 07:17

Wasn't sure what I was getting myself into after I saw 24 inches...

EsOSiQueEs | 14

#5365563 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:46

I'm not sure why the hell I typed "u". My keyboard keeps spazzing out. You**

By obnum | 19

#5364094 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:15

Just thinking about it makes me cold...

biggestfan23 | 11

#5364255 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:43

I live in Connecticut. All the newscasters and the governor told everybody to get there snow off the roof because of the rain. I'm sure they said the same for Mass. so I might have to say ydi on this one

no_lungs | 16

#5364290 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 03:09

they did tell everone in mass to do the same but clearly OP had more pressing matters at hand like what cereal to eat

Lionesse | 15

#5364483 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 05:32

Hey, sometimes Cereal is so good you get into it. Then you forget to you know, prepare for inconvenient weather.

priceyfml | 7

#5365195 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 06:40

I love in MA and I had to get all the snow off my roof

By Bigdanish9785 | 3

#5364095 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:15

That snowstorm was brutal, I had easily 3 feet in my driveway.

spekledworf | 17

#5364186 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:57

I hear you, I live in the snow belt along 95

Michael_92 | 19

#5364210 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:13

It was pretty bad here too in Northern Michigan. Coming home yesterday the roads were just ice. I touched the gas and it just skid. Worst I have drove in all year.

ohcoolstorybro | 14

#5364270 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:54

My car was under 8 feet because the wind blew all the snow onto it

gc327072 | 29

#5364349 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 03:58

Yea I feel ya. This morning I woke up and it was 58. I mean WTF that's cold around here.

BradyT918 | 9

#5364626 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 07:58

Haha. It's been around 20 degrees where I live. Which is 45-50 degrees warmer then it has been in the past month.

bfsd42 | 20

#5365457 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:45

It's pretty cold here in San Diego too. I mean, I had to wear long pants and a sweater to stay warm yesterday.

NoFlippinWai | 24

#5365683 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 01:04

I live in Northern MI, Too. I worked a 3rd shift that night. Slipped on the way out to my car, got stuck in the driveway at work, shoveled out the driveway just to have to push the car into the driveway because of the ice. worst day ever.

By SRU_Toronto | 5

#5364098 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:15

shitttt hope ur okay

By ProjectN69 | 12

#5364099 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:16

Ain't nobody got time for that!

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5364120 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:20

Ain't nobody got time for what, exactly?

DocBastard | 38

#5364129 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:23

I have no time for stupid, meaningless comments.

ProjectN69 | 12

#5364466 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 05:22

@eddeeezzy Ain't nobody got time to clean up a pile of icy snow in their living room, that's what.

FireNinja | 3

#5364519 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 06:06

I see what you did there. "Ain't nobody got time for that" by miss brown... Lol, classic, those who thumb it down are idiots .

hannaaaahr | 33

#5364628 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:02

I'm sure pretty much everyone got what 7 'did there', it just didn't really seem like a comment that corresponded with the FML

klutz44 | 28

#5364745 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 09:27

And that phrase is (sadly) so overused.

ProjectN69 | 12

#5364925 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 02:02

By mystical11 | 4

#5364100 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:16

That sucks OP, roof collapse is an expensive replacement, I hope you had insurance. Best of luck to ya and hope you got a place to stay while your roof is replaced.