Have you tried interpretive dance? That might help.

Well, time for a new boyfriend. First round's on me!

Sorry, but great boyfriend he is not. If he can't be bothered to take an interest in what really gets you going during your sexy time, he's not worth keeping.

Thumb in the bum!

Move on, nothing to see here. If he’s not willing to improve, he doesn’t care enough about you. I hope you feel you deserve better.

Make him feel bad about it. Masterbate after sex, or even instead of sex

What was that show on MTV? Oh yeah. NEXT!

If he really is a great boyfriend that can attend to your personal and emotional needs, he should be able to follow the breadcrumbs of subtle (or not so subtle depending on the person) feedback a human body gives when being pleasured. If he is willing to try at some point: watch some porn together in which the man actually pleases the woman (yes that exists) or sign up for OMGYES (around 50$ but well worth the money) If he is not willing to improve. Is it possible he is asexual? Is it possible that there is a sexual trauma that he is not able or willing (yet) to share? If none of the above please follow the other commenters advise, because then he really is not worth you

I want to insult you. I want to so badly, But there isn’t a langue on earth that has a word to describe how stupid you are.

I'd have to leave his ass...js