Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
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Comments (138)
rainport 0
yes all guys talk about this?? and who the **** shaves they nuts ?? and ehy th *** u lisng on yo boy friends privite convo
WordSmyth 2
I don't know why but trying to reading this made me angry. I was going to say some things but I'll be nice. Please learn to spell and utilize some form of coherent sentence structure.
WordSmyth 2
*read auto-correct.
carobug 6
Awkward maybe. But not a FYL moment. Sorry!
MisterMichael 9
can u tell me what they said?
emodude44 0
So? Do you LIKE having hairs caught in your teeth? You should probably return the favor
nivekcizia123 0
'completely' is a misplaced modifier here as it is implied that the nuts are shaved completely as opposed to the conversation, which necessitates that the true meaning must be inferred.
pinkspaceboundro 0
yay!
crushedone 7
It makes for a clean look...a look that says "it's ok to put your mouth here".
silverhelms 5
cool that's good for when they t bag you
nekros_fml 5
I manscape but I guess woman want to see that but they don't want to hear about it *shrugs*
jellyD 1
sweet, so what you hear?? I'm killing to know!