Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Kurliez408 32
I think he's a jerk but if you really do get hairy after one day, might be worth considering hair removal treatments like laser or ipl
Ehhhhhh 2
Tell him to grow up and keep going 😂😂😂
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 30
You just have to shave every day, Sasquatch.
Beackers675 13
Sounds like her boyfriend and you BOTH belong in the trash with the other greasy garbage.
RichardPencil 30
Whatever you say, you hairy-footed Hobbit.
Kurliez408 32
I think he's a jerk but if you really do get hairy after one day, might be worth considering hair removal treatments like laser or ipl
FireMars 14
Her razor might just be blunt and needing replaced, usually affects the quality of shave obvs lol
ahabsfan 15
Were you on top? Was he having trouble breathing?
bloopaloop 27
Was it a full moon that night? Rawr!
chandinz 16
Get the Braun silk pro ipl system and problem solved
Ehhhhhh 2
Tell him to grow up and keep going 😂😂😂
JackWood 20
Tell him to suck it up butter cup.
Susan Yee 9
That’s why you wax. Maybe he feels the fuzz, they are pokey.
Nothuman0 3
Maybe lose some weight?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
There is such a thing, albeit rare, known as the werewolf disease. :D Still, sorry about that, OP. Your boyfriend sounds kind of shallow...
kfchicken 31
ya but this doesn't really sound like that