You just have to shave every day, Sasquatch.

I think he's a jerk but if you really do get hairy after one day, might be worth considering hair removal treatments like laser or ipl

Were you on top? Was he having trouble breathing?

Was it a full moon that night? Rawr!

Get the Braun silk pro ipl system and problem solved

Tell him to grow up and keep going 😂😂😂

Tell him to suck it up butter cup.

That’s why you wax. Maybe he feels the fuzz, they are pokey.

Maybe lose some weight?

There is such a thing, albeit rare, known as the werewolf disease. :D Still, sorry about that, OP. Your boyfriend sounds kind of shallow...