Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
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Comments (138)
Ames19 6
then why you listen to whole story
TraceCase_ 19
You would have preferred just one nut shaved partially?
cwmbear 0
How? I'm all ears. I'm hirsuit and cut myself to shreds usually. Kitchen sink like butchers slab
gossip_girl23 0
haha so funny! get a new bf!
josiemorehouse 12
I prefer for my husband to do a little man-scaping!! In fact, I've helped him out sometimes! I'm not a big fan of furry nuts! :) LOL!
BruisedGiraffe 15
that would be some predicament. I wonder how you'd get yourself into that situation
steveakafranxy 7
71, 42 said Antarctica, which is south, not north
HyundaiOwner7 0
98, he's a very confused individual... I think his compass may have been broken. That, or he went so far North that he ended up in the South...
ProhibitionRose 14
how is this a **** my life situation? at least he doesn't have a massive 'fro down there.
kindlystfupls 0
at least they weren't talking about shaving each others nutsacks.. consider yourself lucky he takes the time to groom his junk! lol
Wheredidgrungego 12
You gotta manscape. You have a very considerate boyfriend! No girl likes hairy balls so stop complaining!
nerdchic 5
so - if a girl "manscapes" I'd it still called manscaping?
epyk_pryncess 8
I think it's called clam-scaping
kalovang 0
not a bad thing. I thing it's good hygiene.
Catie13 0
i like that ur mature about this :)
missmaryb 0
And their conversation probably started with your boyfriend saying how you were bitching about him not manscaping. You couldn't find something better to bitch about here?