Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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cacheson 41

My guess: it’s either: A, not yours Or B, yours but she she thinks you won’t agree on keep vs abort/adoption and is leaving to avoid an argument about it

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lgrave 7

Paternity test. Paternity test. Paternity test. Did I said paternity test? Paternity test.

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cacheson 41

My guess: it’s either: A, not yours Or B, yours but she she thinks you won’t agree on keep vs abort/adoption and is leaving to avoid an argument about it

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Chazzster 28

100% agree! I think that when born it will become obvious OP is not the natural father.

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Bogrbon 27

Agreed, there's a very high likelihood it's not his if the marriage was on the rocks that badly. It could be his though, and it's going to be messy all around. Time for a paternity test and a STD test for certain. He can't **** up the relationship that much worse by asking for it.

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reetuuw 3

might be just hormones

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Crowned Sataness 12

if you're in the US make sure you get a paternity test at the hospital. because being married you're currently on the hook whether it's your child or not. I had to go through all kinds of Bs because I was separated about 10 years before we divorced and I had children in those years

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lgrave 7

Paternity test. Paternity test. Paternity test. Did I said paternity test? Paternity test.

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1known 30

Well if you don’t already have children, it’s better for you if she leaves.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Are you sure the baby is yours? I'd get a paternity test ASAP.

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