Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
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Comments (138)
rujaku 1
i thought girls liked it when guys shave their privates.
bubblekitty 1
foarte mijto din partea romanilor sa faca Asa ceva
mattmadden 0
What?
sourgirl101 29
¿Qué?
nicolangelo 5
that's a very important subject. I don't see the fml here.
sbmetal17 0
that's a reasonable thing to talk about. it's pretty important, you know. my friends and I have conversations like that all the time. there is no way your life sucks because of this.
TMUSEk 0
how is this an FML? your bf is trying to groom himself....which will benefit you greatly. stop yoir whinning and thank him next time you go down on him! :)
pitchblease 2
question for ladies: does body hair really bother you that much?
bubblekitty 1
depends where it is
sourgirl101 29
Depends on the person too. Some girls couldn't care less. I prefer it. I think that if a girl takes care of herself, it's only fair to expect the same of their guy.(:
CaptainPickles72 18
Depends? Like where?
pitchblease 2
I've heard, from some women that they don't care as long it's not on the back. as for me, I'm probably the hairiest 17 year old on the planet. although I have minimal back hair(you can barely see it). Is that bad?
CaptainPickles72 18
102- Not bad at all, though if it is long I would suggest trimming it with an electric razor. Plus if it is blonde you can barely see it unless your in a bright spot. Honestly I've been with a few girls who had peach fuzz on their lower back that you could barely see unless you looked really hard and it didn't bother me one bit. If you're as hairy as you say I suggest you find a girl who is into hairy men (they're out there)!
pitchblease 2
that's what I hear, but they're rare. I remember reading about a study in which it was only 1 in 10.
Zero22120 12
In the wrong places body hair is not a good thing!
sourgirl101 29
117, Noticeable back hair normally doesn't grow on a man until he's much older. If you want to know what to expect, I believe it's your grandfather on your mom's side that you should look at. If you can't find a girl that likes body hair, at least look for one that doesn't mind getting out the beard trimmer to help keep you cleaned up.(:
SteelCladAngel 0
I prefer guys with hairy chests...and facial hair.
kg163401 0
what did you learn?
ed11 1
this is nbd
XxGuard 0
why do you care? it's none of your business. You chose to date him. Deal with it.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
lame fml