By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
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epoh_fml 0

aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

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which hole? this guy hasn't seen any porn?

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blingblingbling 0

haha, get rid of him ASAP

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marine10_fml 0

ten more years and you have da dada daaaa. 40 year old virgin!

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yourefreakindumb 0

10 years would be 44 year old virgin. Dumb ass!

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loveconverse 0

rotflmao

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Bertha5 0
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aaahhhaa! faiill.

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strawberryhtty 0

haha love the re re's who can't add

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austinryansmith 0
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that's what I'm saying

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bonnieandclyde44 0

hahhaha

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ydi_ruuc 0

YDI for not putting it on for him bitch, now make his sammich

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luis420 0

fyl

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hunterluv1 20

why? I think it's good that he has some morals... at least he's not a man slut

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hunterluv1 20

why? I think it's good that he has some morals... at least he's not a man slut

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hyefedyee 0
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wow 30 years old n still virgin

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goadpercussion 0

he will get the hang of it.

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hyefedyee 0
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sorry I ment 34 n that's worse

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saucey12 1

lmfao

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epoh_fml 0

aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

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fsu69 0

if i was 31 and a virgin id git a hooket

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xlostwithoutu 0

Wow.... just wow.... this is like the funniest FML ever....Fail XD

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michelknewt 0

picture win :D

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shibainu519 0

go Shane!

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_MissBliss_ 0

Well, stop it.

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jf7609 0
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which hole? this guy hasn't seen any porn?

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perdix 29

Apparently, he has. Those porn chicks take it up the ass just as easily as they take it in the pussy. Some of the clips feature more anal. And let's not get started with double penetration! I think the guy is a fine gentleman for offering his girlfriend the option.

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sweatnut 0
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gold as usual perdix :)

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fmller12 0
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yeah, I bet he has watched too much porn and got a stage fright when it came to a real thing

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DaKillahMan 0
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Perdix, you sir are brilliant!

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Giants24 0

thats what i said

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Rowdey 10
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I think you mean "Taupe as usual Perdix."

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ManiacGoblin46 12
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I was thinking the same thing 23. Some guys would dive into where ever they want. I think she should be glad he asked.

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jesushenchman 0

ha

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supmofukka 0

the virgin thing is kind of shockin but how does he not kno where to put it?? what are his eyes virgins too?? no porn either????

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