By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
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aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

which hole? this guy hasn't seen any porn?

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haha, get rid of him ASAP

ten more years and you have da dada daaaa. 40 year old virgin!

10 years would be 44 year old virgin. Dumb ass!

aaahhhaa! faiill.

haha love the re re's who can't add

that's what I'm saying

YDI for not putting it on for him bitch, now make his sammich

why? I think it's good that he has some morals... at least he's not a man slut

why? I think it's good that he has some morals... at least he's not a man slut

wow 30 years old n still virgin

he will get the hang of it.

sorry I ment 34 n that's worse

aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

if i was 31 and a virgin id git a hooket

Wow.... just wow.... this is like the funniest FML ever....Fail XD

Well, stop it.

which hole? this guy hasn't seen any porn?

Apparently, he has. Those porn chicks take it up the ass just as easily as they take it in the pussy. Some of the clips feature more anal. And let's not get started with double penetration! I think the guy is a fine gentleman for offering his girlfriend the option.

gold as usual perdix :)

yeah, I bet he has watched too much porn and got a stage fright when it came to a real thing

Perdix, you sir are brilliant!

thats what i said

I think you mean "Taupe as usual Perdix."

I was thinking the same thing 23. Some guys would dive into where ever they want. I think she should be glad he asked.

the virgin thing is kind of shockin but how does he not kno where to put it?? what are his eyes virgins too?? no porn either????