Health, Covid, Covidiot and Haircut: That's not how quarantine works

That's not how quarantine works

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 20:00

Today, I sat down in a hair salon. The guy getting his hair cut before me then told the girl doing the cutting that he's on a 2-week quarantine and he's not sure whether or not he's got Covid. FML

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Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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One rule for me…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 20:01 - Germany

Today, I haven’t had a haircut in 15 months. Our politicians announced that the lockdown, prohibiting haircuts, commerce and social life, will go on even longer than previously decided. Our impeccably coiffed politicians, that is. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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I'm looking through you

By lesler - 20/07/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML

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People are people

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 08:02 - Netherlands - Almere

Today, after almost 2 months of working from home alone, I was out walking and heard 2 guys talking. One was sitting in his car smoking weed; the other was standing next to the car telling him how he was tested positive today. Maybe not mention you are Covid positive when you're not supposed to be in public at all. FML

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cuz803 44

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:03

I'd leave. Instant turn off. Also, are you vaccinated? Getting vaccinated will lower the chances of catching it and help ease your symptoms if you did contract it.

Carolyn Bodie 6

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:02

Leave. We (hairdressers) should be saying not to that crap!

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Carolyn Bodie 6

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:02

Leave. We (hairdressers) should be saying not to that crap!

cuz803 44

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:03

I'd leave. Instant turn off. Also, are you vaccinated? Getting vaccinated will lower the chances of catching it and help ease your symptoms if you did contract it.

Yummi_913 18

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:21

Had a similar thing happen a few months ago. After dropping my tiny tot off for her second day at daycare, I stopped to ask the director a few questions. During this, a mom came to drop off a change of clothes for her son, handed it to the director, and told her "I'll let you know about his covid results when they come in". It took me a few moments to recover from standing there in pure shock. My daughter hasn't been back there since, and unfortunately this isn't even the biggest reason why.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 October 2021 20:56

If he's in quarantine, what is he doing in a hair salon? Does he know what quarantine means? If you're vaccinated, go ahead and get your hair done. If not, GTFO and go get vaccinated.